The movie had everything I don’t know how it got bad reviews - ThreadSky

brendelbored.bsky.social • 58 days ago

The movie had everything I don’t know how it got bad reviews

Madame Web is psychic because she gets blinded by a firework outside a Pepsi factory by a man who killed her mother when she was searching the Amazon while pregnant because he has visions of three teenage spider women beating him up

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kidcoheed.bsky.social•58 days ago

You describing one of the worst Super hero films ever

shittyunicorn.biz•58 days ago

It’s contains multitudes!
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ianras.bsky.social•58 days ago

I keep hoping to hate the Sony spider movies and loving them anyways. Watched Kraven and at one point he goes into his assassin's creed eagle vision to zoom onto a single cigarette butt to hunt some mercenaries. It was so stupid, I loved it

ianras.bsky.social•58 days ago

Everyone kept wondering why the guy named Kravenoff would go by Kraven, like everyone couldn't get over that for some reason. That's world building.

leastactionhero.bsky.social•58 days ago

i challenge you to find a superhero film with more CPR in it--you won't

mayhewmayhem.bsky.social•58 days ago

I love how Adam Scott manages to give a pretty decent performance despite the abomination around him

nthman.bsky.social•58 days ago

I kinda really love this movie

daveweigel.bsky.social•58 days ago

"Hope the spiders were worth it, mom!"

goaskalis.bsky.social•58 days ago

Did she have a Sidekick Dog? Well there you go

sadatayallday.bsky.social•58 days ago

It even had the sexualization of grown women intended to look like high school girls

adgwatches.bsky.social•58 days ago

Oh my god! I looked it up myself! Oh my god! How did this get made! I am so mad!

adgwatches.bsky.social•58 days ago

Wait is this actually really how that movie goes? I was 100% sure this was a bit but now — I’m doubting my reality in new ways

brendelbored.bsky.social•58 days ago

I think she is somewhat psychic beforehand but it makes her more psychic. Also her name is Cassandra Webb because she sees the future

adgwatches.bsky.social•58 days ago

The wiki is full of gems like this one “She steals a taxi and takes the girls out of the city to hide them in a nearby forest.” Like you do

sadatayallday.bsky.social•58 days ago

Bad guys don’t leave the city

clegggg.bsky.social•58 days ago

As far as I know they didn’t address it the web comes out of her butt. Of course I haven’t seen it but I think that’s a pretty big “lie of omission”

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