Sorry daddy couldn’t be here for your medical emergency honey but he had to call an astronaut a slur and then do drugs - ThreadSky

brendelbored.bsky.social • 1 day ago

Sorry daddy couldn’t be here for your medical emergency honey but he had to call an astronaut a slur and then do drugs

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craigmsmith.bsky.social•1 day ago

I finally understand "Cat's in the Cradle" now!

karlrolson.com•1 day ago

A child arrived, the other day
He came about in the IVF way
But their were feds to grift & slurs to say
He learned to curse while I was away
But he was walkin fore I knew it & as he grew
I said "you'll be my human shield, son"
You'll catch a bullet, maybe two

So the gats were unable...

karlrolson.com•1 day ago

(with apologies to the late, great Harry Chapin, who probably also would've hated Elon.)

latho17.bsky.social•1 day ago

And get blitzed and go to work.

planetdead.bsky.social•1 day ago

I wonder what was it all about. Elons father said Elon and Grimes have some half a dozen nannies and said Elon aint much of a father

lizzymatheson.bsky.social•1 day ago

What’s worse is you could be talking about several people

amideadyet.bsky.social•1 day ago

Another chunk of his penis enlargement filler detached, it’s been a whole day

rikabel69.bsky.social•1 day ago

We’ve entered the hat and sunglasses inside and can’t fucking speak era cool cool.

mydamie.bsky.social•1 day ago

well, he was using power tools too, so

ohnowow.bsky.social•1 day ago

That he got from a man who will probably go to jail because of a crypto scam/ collapsing his countries economy

nexusspacey.bsky.social•1 day ago

Shit like the current american government and how stupid it is really makes you question why we even bother using money anymore if it just leads to this when not under several hundred layers of rules, exceptions and violations of rights.
All this, just to keep these chains.

bostonbubbalooo.bsky.social•1 day ago

It seems like he was not there at the beginning so why bother being there for the birth. It's more an experiment based on the women's post .
"Including enhancements from other organisms"
Batshit crazy rich people.

Meanwhile women can't get basic life saving healthcare

nellieo.bsky.social•1 day ago

Apparently this isn't a real post, but I believed it for a moment. Seems plausible.

coigue.bsky.social•1 day ago

Crisper is not ready for that

bostonbubbalooo.bsky.social•1 day ago

It is definitely easy to blame he would do something like this.
I guess I'm slipping on my double checks over here, I will be more careful

seamiracles.bsky.social•1 day ago

I read stuff like this in client files...but of course the "astronaut" was imaginary, bc of the drugs

blazeesuzy.bsky.social•1 day ago

Déjà vu

torrent-empress.bsky.social•1 day ago

i have no idea what this is about but i assume it's about elon

skepphilo.bsky.social•1 day ago

Or buzz, who is maga

thedimpsler.bsky.social•1 day ago

And then called someone R-worded because they pushed back on his claim that the marooned ISS guys were there for political reasons and we should de-orbit it.