I need a home version of one of those face bidets for washing chemicals out of your eyes but just for when I need to immediately wake up in the morning - ThreadSky

wapplehouse.bsky.social • 96 days ago

I need a home version of one of those face bidets for washing chemicals out of your eyes but just for when I need to immediately wake up in the morning

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blackwire.work•96 days ago

Uline has you covered, it even has a shower
https://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/H-6697/Eyewash-Stations-and-Supplies/Uline-Emergency-Shower-Eyewash-Station-Plastic

ph00tbag.bsky.social•96 days ago

Yes, but why would you call it a "face bidet"?

wapplehouse.bsky.social•96 days ago

Is that not what it is

ph00tbag.bsky.social•96 days ago

It is, but that doesn't mean you have to call it that.

chamorai.bsky.social•95 days ago

Probably the same reason I call my beard face pubes.

ph00tbag.bsky.social•95 days ago

That's actually not what they are, though.

chamorai.bsky.social•95 days ago

You sure about that?

vandoliers.bsky.social•95 days ago

That would slap

stefaan.tactic.be•95 days ago

Use the sound of a barfing cat as wake up sound on your phone

stopbunting.bsky.social•96 days ago

I need to know if some one had some kid in their chemistry class use one. What was the response

maramara.bsky.social•96 days ago

I've used one bc I had something in my eye (not chemicals) and it feels so good, it scratches an itch like you wouldn't believe. It's so good.

stopbunting.bsky.social•96 days ago

Amazing. Ty

maramara.bsky.social•96 days ago

I work in a lab and am currently staring at mine bc it feels so good and I kinda want to use it just because

weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet•96 days ago

Install it by the bed so you can just roll over into it

chiefgoodbrains.bsky.social•96 days ago

My golden retriever claims a toilet bidet can be face bidet too. Do your business in the wrong order and it's a pink eye dispenser.

scottacular21.gobirds.online•96 days ago

I wanted one to clean my eyes after seeing the foul stromboli.

mikeyblair.bsky.social•96 days ago

Is that real? Seriously one of the most repulsive images of food I've ever seen

skettycat.bsky.social•96 days ago

It's called methylphenidate hydrochloride

commonsense72.bsky.social•95 days ago

On amazon about $45, search for eye wash station.

I just got to the sink, wait for some warm water ond splash my eyes, 0$

ijustwanttoclimb.bsky.social•96 days ago

aycion.bsky.social•96 days ago

Splashing Bromine in my eyes and screaming for the face bidet

httorg.bsky.social•95 days ago

Screw Uline.
Just get two of these and ream them out to fit over a water bottle w/ a squeeze top (putting two into my niblings protest pack for tear-gas treatment):

https://a.co/d/8PnJbWd

radpitt.bsky.social•96 days ago

Sign me the fuck up

lertze.bsky.social•96 days ago

Eye wash like "he called me a "face bidet" I'm devastated"

sprad3s.bsky.social•96 days ago

not a face bidet

mberns247.bsky.social•95 days ago

You can't just use the regular bidet?

maramara.bsky.social•96 days ago

Can confirm it's actually really nice to use if you aren't having an emergency. It scratches an itch in your eyes that just can't be done by any other way. Can't explain it but it feels so good on your eyeballs.

taliajane.bsky.social•96 days ago

shower. that’s a shower.

zclaude.bsky.social•96 days ago

But you have to undress to shower. You could spray your face in your jammies

slootthereitis.bsky.social•96 days ago

I don't have time for a shower in the morning, but I got time to water blast my eyeballs

reelbigdan.bsky.social•96 days ago

Time to wake up and bface the bidet.

dariorivero.bsky.social•96 days ago

An eye wash*

27lisa27.bsky.social•95 days ago

Any bidet can be a face bidet if you're brave.

cheshire-menace.bsky.social•96 days ago

adding to my list of startup ideas

napalmradio.bsky.social•96 days ago

They’re on Amazon

obviousmonk.bsky.social•96 days ago

https://a.co/d/2lQHama

jo-b68.bsky.social•96 days ago

What about getting one of those water floss dental machines. They spray water. Or the sprayer for dishes.

birdsworth.bsky.social•96 days ago

Stop advertising for Uline. They put in way too much money for Trump. I suggest https://enconsafety.com/en/face-eyewash/product/164-pedestal-mount-eye-facewash-ss-bowl-2-4-gpm-acetal-eyewash-heads-01045002sbc

wapplehouse.bsky.social•96 days ago

Wat

birdsworth.bsky.social•96 days ago

Sorry not you Kristi, some of the other commenters.

wapplehouse.bsky.social•96 days ago

Ohh 🫡

mikeyblair.bsky.social•96 days ago

I unfortunately learned about uline recently and looked for alternatives for packing/shipping supplies. I landed on Grainger, which is actually a big upgrade for me because I avoid the prohibitive shipping costs by picking up in person since Grainger has WAY more local pickup locations than uline.