Thoughts and prayers tonight for the parked cars, trees, and street level fixtures of downtown Philadelphia. - ThreadSky

nycsouthpaw.bsky.social • 83 days ago

Thoughts and prayers tonight for the parked cars, trees, and street level fixtures of downtown Philadelphia.

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gjmontalto.bsky.social•83 days ago

Don’t forget to Crisco your cars

weeirish.bsky.social•83 days ago

Ha, good one👍

cppilgram.bsky.social•83 days ago

And piles of horseshit

i-gvf.bsky.social•83 days ago

So sorry for your glorious win.

melle727.bsky.social•83 days ago

Don’t forget the horse poop and awnings.

elainealimonti.bsky.social•83 days ago

and the poles—greased or not!

staidwinnow.bsky.social•83 days ago

...and Santa Claus.

maryxjoy.bsky.social•78 days ago

We don’t have that problem in California

backcountrylaw.bsky.social•82 days ago

Hopefully they were well greased.

timetraveler.bsky.social•83 days ago

Thoughts and prayers for your fires too.

timetraveler.bsky.social•83 days ago

Don't worry about Philly. We know how to party. We look out for our own and unless you live here your opinion doesn't matter.

annaj.bsky.social•83 days ago

I accept that. Congrats! 🦅

carito421.bsky.social•83 days ago

Facts! 💚🦅💚🦅💚🦅

mglan80.bsky.social•83 days ago

*Center City

nubnu.bsky.social•83 days ago

Listening to the police scanner right now. Cars turned over. Trash truck taken over, poles taken down, broken leg, unconscious woman, calls for paddy wagons.

dstarr91.bsky.social•83 days ago

https://m.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/4603

msfocused.bsky.social•83 days ago

That dispatcher is rockin’ it with so many different emergencies. Peaceful but sounds a bit chaotic.

demarie61.bsky.social•83 days ago

I think they’re extra prepared this year 🤣

stefquirk.bsky.social•83 days ago

iamold.bsky.social•82 days ago

And traffic lights.

scrapplebottom.bsky.social•83 days ago

Where I am in Philly, the apocalypse has commenced (sound only)

spdbump.bsky.social•83 days ago

I'm in Villanova and took the dog out. Figured either the game had just ended or we were at war.

scrapplebottom.bsky.social•83 days ago

It could always be both!

trishduck.bsky.social•82 days ago

Used to live there the gun shot celebrations were terrifying. Luckily we can fire mortars here in WI ;)

chummychumlee.bsky.social•83 days ago

And god help the public bathrooms (besides the streets).

shelleycaro.bsky.social•83 days ago

lol

angelbird.bsky.social•83 days ago

It's called Center City not downtown. Fucking NYers.

Jk

willcase70.bsky.social•83 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣their climbing the poles their running the streets🤣🤣

annaj.bsky.social•83 days ago

Of the people that live there.🤣

*They're.

luciaromano.bsky.social•83 days ago

RIP

shamanstirsthefire.bsky.social•83 days ago

Police cruisers

galwaygal13.bsky.social•83 days ago

They are all fine

spindrjohn.bsky.social•83 days ago

Lmao

celticdragon1.bsky.social•83 days ago

csheila.bsky.social•83 days ago

Hey, everything there I Philly tough.

alixdragon.bsky.social•83 days ago

And apparently every city worldwide in which Americans are present.

sharondan.bsky.social•83 days ago

😅😂🤣😳😳😳😳

braisinghussy.bsky.social•83 days ago

Don't forget a police horse please.

siebznet.bsky.social•83 days ago

Praying that a bunch of shirtless dudes covered in green paint throw a cybertruck into a river

bryanquinn1981.bsky.social•83 days ago

They should use its super sharp doors to give some timely effigies the Jazmo treatment first, then dump it in the river… or just, like, touch the raw stainless steel finish and watch it visibly corrode in front of them.

radioplum.bsky.social•83 days ago

👏

jayk117.bsky.social•83 days ago

Give 'em protest signs

sfannie53.bsky.social•83 days ago

This is one of the reasons why I boycott pro sports.

moray76.bsky.social•83 days ago

Amen.

thewiserose.bsky.social•83 days ago

Which would have been the case whether they won or lost 🤣

maziemae.bsky.social•83 days ago

Let us pray 🙏🏾

kennethgray.bsky.social•83 days ago

Dear Tesla Cybertruck owners of greater Philadelphia,
Tonight would be a great night to park your vehicle on South Street. Police will not ticket you. No problem at all.

wrenardena.bsky.social•83 days ago

South Broad would be even better

dallas-taylor.bsky.social•83 days ago

I wonder if you have to pay extra for insurance

whitewaterlawyer.bsky.social•83 days ago

Yes, they do already.

bestdogmom.bsky.social•82 days ago

Read a post of the police band trying to keep the order. All was lost from the get go.

drgibbreads.bsky.social•83 days ago

But NOT the teslas. Those can burn.

eeheli.bsky.social•83 days ago

It’s a chill crowd. Keeping it fun and safe.

carito421.bsky.social•83 days ago

Philly knows how to party and have a good time! Let them enjoy this victory!!! I sure wish I would’ve been in center city last night! 💚🦅💚🦅💚🦅💚🦅

gendervieve.bsky.social•82 days ago

catmilfstudio.bsky.social•83 days ago

Worry about New Orleans. We had nothing to do with this bullshit but they brought it all here to kill the homeless, all my support systems, and probably me!