baseball which is dying all over the place should get off its fat, lazy ass - ThreadSky

nycsouthpaw.bsky.social • 2 days ago

baseball
which is dying all over the place
should get off its fat, lazy ass

Reposted from Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈

Fresh off nuking the Atlantic system, we have a deranged rant about Pete Rose.

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rachelsomething.bsky.social•2 days ago

Why do I hear this in Sean Connery’s voice?

nycblu.bsky.social•2 days ago

Not worth sharing.

heather55.bsky.social•2 days ago

He died last September. Now he is talking about him 5 months later? 🤔 Will he now have an EO overriding the baseball commission? 🙄

nancyhicks.bsky.social•2 days ago

The golfer who cheats seems obsessed with other people being lazy.

kilocharlie237.bsky.social•2 days ago

THIS is just to distract from his HISTORIC DISASTER in the Oval Office today.

Many will be FOOLED.

jlroberrts.bsky.social•2 days ago

He's literally trying to undo EVERY right decision that has ever been made. I really hope I get to watch his execution on TV

lawdawg.bsky.social•2 days ago

Ichiro had more hits, though.

krickums.bsky.social•2 days ago

Why didn't he do this his first term when Rose was still alive and mayyyybe it would have mattered?
Anywho, Zelensky is the better president.

shaym114.bsky.social•2 days ago

Betted, really?

3rdandking.bsky.social•2 days ago

Pete never betted against himself.

rtroutman.bsky.social•2 days ago

Always supporting the cheaters, the grifters…..

howasmuth.bsky.social•2 days ago

But he is in the more prestigious hall of fame, along with Trump himself, the WWE Hall of Fame.

dollymad1812.bsky.social•2 days ago

hobokenirish.bsky.social•2 days ago

Trump and Rose have some things in common i suppose….

https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/nation-world/2017/08/01/woman-says-she-had-sexual-relationship-pete-rose-underage-teen/15766998007/

josalo.bsky.social•2 days ago

There’s no projecting.

You’re projecting!

pattepa.bsky.social•2 days ago

Trump just loves liars and cheaters.

vincentwines.bsky.social•2 days ago

😮

yojimborice.bsky.social•2 days ago

This seems like a long form dril tweet

joshuajfriedman.com•2 days ago

Another New York School poet

cbizon.bsky.social•2 days ago

Oh god why

cbizon.bsky.social•2 days ago

This can’t be happening

outersaboteur.bsky.social•2 days ago

I hate baseball when is dying all over the place and won’t get off its fat ass!

meh126.bsky.social•1 day ago

Why is it taking him a few weeks to sign it? What’s he writing a letter a day- speaking of someone I wish was dying all over the place

thatbrutus.bsky.social•2 days ago

Weird that he's calling himself baseball but okay

ringydingydingdang.bsky.social•1 day ago

please make it stop. somehow.

john.muccigrosso.org•2 days ago

He shouldn’t have done it, but he only did it in support of himself.

paigewrites.bsky.social•2 days ago

Indistinguishable from dada performance art

dollop-of-mayo.bsky.social•2 days ago

pete rose's estate definitely dropped a cool hundo in Trump's pocket for this one right

papaespresso.bsky.social•1 day ago

As a die hard Phillies fan I disagree. He was an entitled, lying, miserable son of a bitch who gambled on his sport and could not deal with the consequences of getting caught. Sort of like Trump.

jdwkarasu.bsky.social•2 days ago

Trump could have given Pete the Presidential Medal of Freedom... but not it's too late to give it to Pete while he's living...

inkskratch.com•2 days ago

Sounds like he's projecting

briancullen.bsky.social•2 days ago

Pete Rose died five months ago. Who's the lazy one?

palmereldritch.bsky.social•2 days ago

He tweakin'. He'll have Pete Rose's carcass dug up and brought to the Oval Office to receive his pardon.

markshatraw.bsky.social•2 days ago

How does one die "all over the place?" Is this like one of those action movies where somebody takes a shot to the gut and staggers through a warehouse for 20 minutes?

shoulderdevil.bsky.social•2 days ago

I didn't even consider that possibility, but now I'm just as intrigued because I know exactly the kind of overly dramatic stagger you're talking about.

Personally, I just assumed explosives were involved. Enough for a sizeable dispersal area.

bart403.bsky.social•2 days ago

Betted

pmeyers7.bsky.social•2 days ago

I know this is played out, but just trying to imagine the reaction from the NYT politics team if Joe Biden had tweeted this out from the White House account at 11:30 on a Friday night.

john.muccigrosso.org•2 days ago

In their defense, Fox News would have made it that week’s story of the year, so what choice would they have had? You can’t expect them to come up with these types of observations on their own.

totallyincredulous.bsky.social•2 days ago

i hope i
never stop laughing
like i am right now

sallie21.bsky.social•2 days ago

he writes sober, that’s the best part

brokenseed.bsky.social•2 days ago

more evidence for the pedocon theory, though

holliwinters57.bsky.social•2 days ago

The pardon won't get him into the HOF.

MLB Baseball seems to be fine except for the team that used to be in Oakland.

magentarocks.bsky.social•2 days ago

What does his betting and baseball have anything to do with his crime of tax evasion? I know, I know -

https://www.upi.com/Archives/1990/07/19/Pete-Rose-sentenced-to-five-months-in-prison/4219648360000/

itsallgreektome.bsky.social•2 days ago

Raving lunatic!

polititakes.bsky.social•2 days ago

What a stupid and deranged rant.

#KRASNOV the buffoon.

heejinsoulyves.com•2 days ago

Thinking about how we went from President Obama, who exercised so much care and thought before uttering or writing anything publicly, to... this

grammarpurist.bsky.social•2 days ago

This ass is neither fat nor lazy.

https://bsky.app/profile/asrothstein.bsky.social/post/3ljc5m77bk223

thestocktonslap.bsky.social•2 days ago

Too late for what?

cannon4nh.bsky.social•2 days ago

The guy who thinks exercise kills you has called other things fat at least twice this week
https://www.salon.com/2025/02/26/bloated-fat-and-disgusting-paints-bleak-picture-of-united-states-in-first-cabinet-meeting/

clanghoff.bsky.social•2 days ago

Every accusation is a confession.

kennethgray.bsky.social•2 days ago

Dear America,
Your national pastime is just sitting on its fat, lazy ass, and dying all over the place.
Love,
Donald Trump

Definitely winning hearts and minds. 😡🖕

soulsike.bsky.social•2 days ago

Highly entertaining if you read it in Jerry Stiller's voice

rareearthvitamins.bsky.social•2 days ago

noobsbt.bsky.social•2 days ago

Same vibes.

dwarkmke.bsky.social•2 days ago

I can't explain why but the "Anyway" is funny.

Maybe because it is the one word even remotely lucid?

pandastorm.bsky.social•2 days ago

I love it too. It's the pause before he continues his word salad.

uncle-horsepaste.bsky.social•2 days ago

JFC who whispered this one into his ear?

billtaggard.bsky.social•2 days ago

Baseball. As American as hanging Zelenskyy out to dry.

asta77.bsky.social•2 days ago

Maybe he can issue an executive order to dig up his corpse and bring it to the White House, filling the void left by the Eagles, who took a hard pass on visiting.

mckee.bsky.social•2 days ago

Anything else going on, Don???

duder351.bsky.social•2 days ago

So, yeah. MLB had a banner 2024 in regards to revenue. Also a great crop of young players making the game fun again. https://www.forbes.com/sites/maurybrown/2025/01/27/mlb-revenues-hit-record-121-billion-in-2024/

drdoofenschmirtz.bsky.social•2 days ago

If they didn’t cover up Ohtani’s gambling and kicked him out of the league like they should have, their revenue would be half-2/3 of that. Major media may have moved on from that story but there’s still probably a few independent journalists working it. Nothing MLB/LAD said ever made sense