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nycsouthpaw.bsky.social • 9 days ago

“for the Army,” sure.

Reposted from Edward Russell

“Tanks or no tanks, [DC] can prepare for some kind of massive birthday bash for the Army on June 14.”

#washingtondc

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eljeffo.bsky.social•9 days ago

So a draft dodger with bone spurs & who calls veterans "suckers & losers" wants a military galaxy for his birthday?

margueritefahey.bsky.social•9 days ago

Exactly! He doesn’t give a flying fig about the Army. Call it what it is. A parade for Trump.

robbinsa.me•9 days ago

I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure the US's standing army doesn't actually share a birthday with the nation.

ddr3ck.bsky.social•9 days ago

Waste, fraud, and abuse would like a word.

cptdoomdc.bsky.social•9 days ago

Would be horrible if protestors were to, idk, overwhelm the Metro system or intentionally cause massive traffic jams that day.

lindarn.bsky.social•9 days ago

Embarrassing

thomasbuchanan0.bsky.social•9 days ago

Is he celebrating all the draft dodgers or just himself with this hyper-ironic military parade 🤔🤯

dreamingbeetle.bsky.social•9 days ago

Revive the white feather tradition for those too cowardly to stand up to Trump. No one should go to this event; just release white feathers over the route.

dibon5.bsky.social•9 days ago

Maybe It should produce a moment much like the one on a Chinese street years ago when a man firmly stood in front if a tank daring it to run over him if Trump intends to have tanks rolling down Pennsylvania Ave to honor the Orange Dictator’s birthday at a cost of $92 million

phillypagooleus.bsky.social•9 days ago

Guarantee he shows up in full military gear, fake medals and all

toedrifter.bsky.social•9 days ago

The way things are going, he might be afraid to have the military in the capitol by then. I predict he'll do something unimpressive and lame rather than a show of force.

actaea.bsky.social•9 days ago

ljamesnc.bsky.social•9 days ago

I once saw a guy in a department store purchase really sexy, borderline obscene, lingerie as a Mother’s Day “gift for his wife”.

trump’s military parade for the army is just like that.

boriskamenik.bsky.social•9 days ago

Sounds dangerous. Someone might take his oath to defend the Constitution too serious.

piattodelgatto.bsky.social•9 days ago

Some personal news: if there are tanks, I win a bet I made two months ago.

pre3chorded.bsky.social•9 days ago

Me and 100,000 of my closest friends should go lay in front of Trump's tanks. He'd fucking love the news coverage

ljamesnc.bsky.social•9 days ago

Uh, he wouldn’t think twice about running protesters over

sillyrobert.bsky.social•9 days ago

But aLL oF tHe WaStE…..

numbcat9.bsky.social•9 days ago

Navy, Marine Corps, and Air Force don’t rate apparently.

atlantadem.bsky.social•9 days ago

#handsoff in DC July 14!!!

sporkboot.bsky.social•9 days ago

gonna get him some of those firecrackers that propel a little paper tank across the ground on shitty plastic wheels and shoot off fireworks

eligit.bsky.social•9 days ago

Hopefully there’s no mishap with a tank and Trump.

sanho.bsky.social•9 days ago

Tanks on Constitution Avenue could turn unintentionally hilarious.😬

a4pipeproblem.bsky.social•9 days ago

Will that be the day when we see him finally bold enough to be in a military dress uniform, his chest covered in unearned bars and unearned metals? I would imagine that is his fantasy: standing on high in uniform, the troops saluting him as they pass in endless waves of adoration/mindless devotion.

markabuchanan.bsky.social•9 days ago

Let me guess -- with a big speech by Trump like Nuremberg.

kv417.bsky.social•9 days ago

He’s giving himself a King’s birthday. In the UK, the king and /or queen holds a Trooping the Colour parade every summer in celebration of the monarch’s birthday. Essentially that’s what Trump is giving himself, in the name of the Army 250th anniversary.

petigrusghost.bsky.social•9 days ago

I've heard that the president has ordered a Generalissimo's uniform from the Argentinian Pinochet Costume Manufactory for the occasion.

oxzus.bsky.social•9 days ago

Make sure all you proud folks who've taken that oath clap like a seal professionally enough for dear leader. Promotion points positions of authority and the permission to beat your wives are on the line. Behave, brave defenders of domestic domination.

n-l.bsky.social•9 days ago

https://www.trackaipac.com/

kton11.bsky.social•9 days ago

Trump is saying it’s the Army because if it was for him no one would show up

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