Wisconsin into Michigan because then we could finally encircle and destroy one of the Great Lakes, releasing a seal laid aeons ago upon Kurd’kar The Ravenous Maw, bringing us one step closer to blessed oblivion. also it’d be hilarious to make cheeseheads cheer for Detroit - ThreadSky

chriswarcraft.bsky.social • 93 days ago

Wisconsin into Michigan because then we could finally encircle and destroy one of the Great Lakes, releasing a seal laid aeons ago upon Kurd’kar The Ravenous Maw, bringing us one step closer to blessed oblivion.

also it’d be hilarious to make cheeseheads cheer for Detroit

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gloktaknowsbest.bsky.social•93 days ago

Merge Minnesota with Canada, at least for the next four years.

cppilgram.bsky.social•93 days ago

Why in your scenario does Green Bay cease to exist? Is that the whole "maw" thing?

chriswarcraft.bsky.social•93 days ago

…a singularity of cheese curds is the Sixth Sign

cppilgram.bsky.social•93 days ago

Everyone has to die of something

snonsumr.bsky.social•93 days ago

Just put WV back where it came from.

lawnchairmedia.bsky.social•92 days ago

Merge the Carolinas or the Dakotas. They don't need 4 Senators.

alexdel.bsky.social•93 days ago

Both the Dakotas into Montana because then the less than 3 million people there would have 2 senators instead of 6. Hell, throw Wyoming in there too. 3.5 million people with 2 instead of 8 senators. Still have more than 3 million Puerto Ricans.

tadgo.bsky.social•93 days ago

Combined we could take out Illinois and Indiana. And then take back Toledo.

tumescentnumpty.bsky.social•93 days ago

retvrn to 1778

groffles.bsky.social•93 days ago

Do we really need 2 Dakotas? I think they could be just one

chriswarcraft.bsky.social•93 days ago

Honestly we should trade them to Canada for the Pacific coastline stretching up to Alaska

davewholovesbeer.bsky.social•93 days ago

I want Florgia. Tons of beachfront and farmland. Not to mention all of the food and good college football.
Florgia, y’all.

curtcampbell.bsky.social•93 days ago

Give the UP to Wisconsin like what was supposed to happen before Michigan lost Toledo to Ohio and were given a consolation prize.

mnterrier.bsky.social•93 days ago

Wyoming and Colorado just to have the 2 most boring shaped states make one giant boring shaped state

chriswarcraft.bsky.social•93 days ago

boooooooorrriiiinnnggggg

josephfinn.bsky.social•93 days ago

It would be even funnier to make Wolverines fans root for the Buckeyes. Or hell, the other way around. I’m an OSU fan and those crossing out “m”s dorks are so tiring.

seanoconnor.bsky.social•93 days ago

Coloradoklahoma-just look at how awkward that would be.

chriswarcraft.bsky.social•93 days ago

I’m in love with it already

gregtheguy.bsky.social•93 days ago

I’m sorry, but we’ve already been working on the Megasota branding for years.

theandyrat.bsky.social•93 days ago

Just do what's already a foregone conclusion and merge Florida into the sea.

cyan220.bsky.social•93 days ago

I will only accept an annexation of the UP

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