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davewholovesbeer.bsky.social
WARNING! I am a real Florida Man. If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.
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Here’s a pet peeve of mine. I cook most of the food here. I like to eat it when it’s hot. No one else in my family does. I cook dinner, it’s ready, I summon the family. 15 GODDAMN MINUTES LATER they may be ready to eat. I’ve tried to call them early. Doesn’t help. I now just reheat mine.

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

Had some leftover steak in the freezer. Made these.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Ok, this is priceless. I just got back-to-back Lily accounts following me. Completely different handles but the same profile pic, only the pic has been reversed.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

There is definitely a Ball Python in this picture.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Y’all know what to do.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Just singing “I’m gonna brown you… softly” to the tune of a certain Tenacious D song while preparing some garlic chicken.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

A very good read.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Done with politics for the day. Time to smoke a lot of pot and figure out what one-armed dish I’ll create for dinner.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

The far left wing, or liberal ass wing of the Democratic Party cannot be counted on. The far right wing, or fascist Nazi white supremacist wing of the Republican party can be counted on. Y’all see this, right?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I’m going to mute this guy because even after five months, he doesn’t understand that by abstaining or voting third party, he actively enabled fascism. Willingly. People like this demanded that the majority of their party cater to their whims. Stop counting on these unreliable fucks.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Pretty sure that I’m not there yet. There’s a ways to go.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

On today’s TMI with Dave, having sex with one arm is much more passive than when you have two functional ones.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

In the morning In the evening Shitposting’s fun! In the daytime In the nighttime Shitposting’s fun!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments