davewholovesbeer.bsky.social
WARNING! I am a real Florida Man. If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.
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We captured some of ours. We had a bonfire back in 93. All tapes and evidence destroyed.
Good times.
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It’s all part of the vibe here, amigo.
Seriously, glad y’all are home safe.
Or at least pulled over.
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I just finished categorizing everything. She’s missing 19 cards of the original series one and has incomplete series 2 and three. They are in near mint condition. I’m guessing the total value to be around $3000.
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Good. That’s what friends do for friends like @stuchant.bsky.social
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Marv! You don’t want to distract @stuchant.bsky.social while he’s driving.
Tag @nessevely.bsky.social instead.
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Uncle Bobby is tops. He does some YouTube stuff.
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Yeah, it was a good bridge movie. Thunderbolts is next.
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Not with cops, no.
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Yeah, no, it doesn’t work like that.
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Nope. It’s been on the ballot twice now, lost narrowly.
I’d be this guy if it was.
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I STILL HAVE TWO ARMS
One was recently repaired, warranty had expired, results may vary.
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Poundland Magneto is my new stripper name.
You know, if I ever fall out of favor in Parliament.
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There would still be war if you eliminated hatred. Look at religion and racism. Those two alone can contain no actual hatred and yet still be incredibly destructive. There’s hope for you, Peeps.
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A bullhorn would be a good idea. The beatings have never begun, so I’m not sure about the continued part.
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Since it is off the beaten path, almost in a rural Florida, you have to run your car and your air conditioner because if you keep the windows open, you’ll be eaten alive.
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We’ve got one way off the beaten path. They’re only open on weekends, but they do a pretty good business.
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oh, that’s already easily been done. They’re not even a third of the way done and they spent more time complaining. It would take me to do the entire yard by myself. You know, if I had two fucking arms.
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I just had to use the “This is how you’re earning the use of your phones for the next two weeks” gambit.
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First and foremost, this “who is the master” debate has gone on between you two forever.
Second and hindmost, I didn’t need to turn him against you. He and I are fellow travelers of the green. Solidarity.
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As it was explained to me, it’s a sign of interest, quite possibly of a sexual nature.
I heard it a lot and had no idea.
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Most times.
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I’ll put this against that and any other IPA in the world, including Pliny the Elder.
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Tell me your pets name with a GIF
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But you’re out in public. It’s like you just bought a six pack.
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This is number one for me.
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This dude has an 18” neck.
18” long.
13” in diameter.
What the unholy fuck were they thinking?
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As was yours, whoever she was.
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Thank you, sir.
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Like me? WTF, rauc?
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I love the weather, but I hate the politics. That’s Florida in particular and America in general.
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It’s all copaganda to me, but I know way too many LEOs to have a favorable view.
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Yeah, she was running late. That is highly unusual. I suspect a ladies night hangover.
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That would be it.
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Just got out of being stretched. I’ve got more mobility than I should according to the nice young girl who tortures me. The next few weeks will be fun. We’re going on a trip to North Carolina and I’ll be working out on my own.
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So very trustworthy and a giant red flag?
That kind of fits, really.