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davewholovesbeer.bsky.social
WARNING! I am a real Florida Man. If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.
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My wife and her mom have been on a “let’s sell old gold” kick that has led to some interesting discoveries. For example, 3 Gem Condition sealed Susan B dollars, S model 2. And these. More than 150.

@stuchant.bsky.social Hey man! You driving?

@rcreed40.bsky.social Welcome to Blue Sky, sir!

“Only a dumbass creates evidence against themselves.” Al Capone, probably.

We leave for NC on Wednesday. Tab has started packing today. This will be a long four days.

Kind of cool that France seems to be giving Russia the biggest “Fuck You” with all of their recent actions. Viva La France, y’all.

I am supervising the worst landscaping crew in history. (My children)

Good night. Be kind.

I was married for five years before I found out what it means when a woman tells a man that he has nice hands. Oh, the missed opportunities of my youth.

My wife is in full consumption mode when it comes to new stuff. She binged a Netflix series (up til 3AM) and has been reading a book since she woke. At 11. Laser-like focus when she gets like this. I will feed the kids.

I showed up for physical therapy and nobody’s here. This is never happened before.

Some of y’all can’t handle two high agency males going at it and it really shows.