Someone said that Mark Zuckerberg is the human equivalent to a hotel room cuck chair. - ThreadSky

jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social • 34 days ago

Someone said that Mark Zuckerberg is the human equivalent to a hotel room cuck chair.

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galaxy555.bsky.social•34 days ago

I cackled at this because it's so fucking true!

lindasalas.bsky.social•34 days ago

The shitposting does not disappoint. 👏👏👏

pudgethefishpb.bsky.social•34 days ago

This is my roman empire right now

somethingpatriotic.bsky.social•34 days ago

somethingpatriotic.bsky.social•34 days ago

Musk would be that crusty old Bible in every hotel room bedside table. It’s everywhere, and no one wants it to be.

sparklesorushex.bsky.social•34 days ago

I am way too visual for this world.

briancapps.bsky.social•34 days ago

He likes to watch.

pufferella.bsky.social•34 days ago

Zuck is like that crappy leftover dinner you swore you’d eat the next day but end up finding it in the fridge 6 months later to toss it.

namesno.bsky.social•34 days ago

Idk what that is but I’m guessing it’s like a virgin couch.

luciasbloodsworn.bsky.social•34 days ago

He probably was the chair when his wife got pregnant all 3 times

novathewonderhorse.bsky.social•34 days ago

I heard that too and I can't get it out of my mind

mommacass78.bsky.social•34 days ago

He is not human. Have you seen him? At the very least he is a drug baby. . . Fetal alcohol syndrome? Something aint right with him

seeaitchsniffs.bsky.social•34 days ago

The cuck zuck chair.

thehippieviking.bsky.social•34 days ago

Fuck-her-berg

wearebetter.bsky.social•34 days ago

Even worse

rainbowrewind.bsky.social•34 days ago

The best nickname I have seen for him has been Cucky Zucky.

bmart76.bsky.social•34 days ago

So the name Cuckerberg is most appropriate?!

bigherbs.bsky.social•34 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

aimeeisnothere.bsky.social•34 days ago

Why do I have to go through the day with that in my head?! But...yeah

navin-r-johnson666.bsky.social•34 days ago

Chair would be a promotion, he’s the fluffer

pullingthepushdoor.bsky.social•34 days ago

Who got the job because his dad begged his friend to give him a break. Everyone on set hates to see him coming, pats him on the head and tells him he did great, and then gets someone better qualified to do the job.

rontoye.bsky.social•34 days ago

He is the carpet in front of the cuck chair, at best. Just with some money.

ohoyohumma222.bsky.social•34 days ago

If he had more character.

kgibson5.bsky.social•34 days ago

Sounds like Vance’s favorite hotel room

saidso2.bsky.social•34 days ago

Yes, they did! 🤣

lynninri.bsky.social•34 days ago

Dead 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

kzan77.bsky.social•34 days ago

OMG that's perfect! 😂

thechristinenicole.bsky.social•34 days ago

Zuck the Cuck 🤭

magickappalachian.bsky.social•34 days ago

"I hate that mfer, and I love everybody, I mean I can get along wirh the devil, but I hate that mfer"

magickappalachian.bsky.social•34 days ago

😆😆😆

theresep.bsky.social•34 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

thewitchyfeminist.bsky.social•34 days ago

🤣😭

foxandmamacrystals.bsky.social•34 days ago

Lmaooooo 🤣🤣

starsilly73.bsky.social•34 days ago

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