Accomplishment 1: I personally masturbated over 100 Bald Eagles and used their semen to artificially inseminate woke birds with MAGA-approved avian offspring - ThreadSky

kentremendous.bsky.social • 7 hours ago

Accomplishment 1:

I personally masturbated over 100 Bald Eagles and used their semen to artificially inseminate woke birds with MAGA-approved avian offspring

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solana77.bsky.social•7 hours ago

See! No was that so hard?

bobdunkin.bsky.social•6 hours ago

No!
Now if he were masturbating geese...THAT'S HARD!!

dragokevyn.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Sounds like something Adnan Virk would talk about during a baseball watch along.

kentremendous.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Accomplishment 2:

I screamed at a kid who failed to salute during the national anthem at a Penguins game.

kentremendous.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Accomplishment 3:

I sent some dank memes to actor Ken Jeong because he voted for Kamala Harris I think

kentremendous.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Accomplishment 4:

I cashed in my 401K and bought 12 Doge coins

kentremendous.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Accomplishment 5:

I put a bumper sticker on my cybertruck that says, "my pronouns are fuck/jane Fonda."

paulhanlin.bsky.social•7 hours ago

She delivered a rip-roaring SAG speech tonight. Condolences to you for both Good Place alumni losing (Kristen Bell is the most disrespected TV actress out there. Lazy voting for Jean forking Smart .