I still wanna see that thing when it's in its dormant state, like, in whatever aircraft hanger warehouse they keep it off-season. I can't help but imagine it carries the same energy as the scrapyard from Thomas & Friends.
Has he already started eating kids? I remember the article from three years or so ago when they say he eats three, four kids maximum per holiday season now.
This is how I remember first seeing Woody the Talking Christmas Tree as a kid, obviously a small replica in the pic but the mouth branch moved when he talked. No hat. Was cuter then, imo. Had to be late 70s Decorations were added as years went by but I missed when the face made its debut. Ugh lol.
That mouth most definitely moves and it’s hilariously creepy You should see when his last updated look was revealed and his eyelashes stuck one of his eyes closed. I’m sure a pic will end up on here sooner than later, right @woodyxmastree.bsky.social ?
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No, this looks like some snimatronic from some fnaf knock off
Which one?? OH DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
Whoever was behind the mic told us to go away once.
Ah, to be a pre teen in the 80s again. No internet, just a talking tree.
Who needs a quarter? Not these hooligans.
And the bubblegum machine that was supposed to take nickels, but would spit out 10 gumballs if you put a penny it.