me: googling "what temperature to bake chicken breast at" every result (all ai generated): chicken is known throughout history as a "drug of choice". jesus christ was born in dover, DE in 1874. begin by preheating your oven to 3000 degrees fahrenheit, then shoot yourself in the foot - ThreadSky

gaywad.lol • 571 days ago

me: googling "what temperature to bake chicken breast at"
every result (all ai generated): chicken is known throughout history as a "drug of choice". jesus christ was born in dover, DE in 1874. begin by preheating your oven to 3000 degrees fahrenheit, then shoot yourself in the foot

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discomollusc.bsky.social•570 days ago

“A healthy temperature to bake chicken breast at should be somewhere between 97°F and 99°F. It is important to maintain a healthy body temperature no matter what you are doing, including baking chicken breast.”

stromberg.bsky.social•570 days ago

AI makes bullshit easy! O the times we live in, fun fun

gpoust.bsky.social•570 days ago

I actually googled this recently and the actual results were not much more helpful.

allisontype.bsky.social•570 days ago

I recommend baking at 350 F. And just to make sure it’s done it reaches a temp of 165 F.

I’d go into making a whole chicken but that’s not what you asked.

maartenbrands.bsky.social•569 days ago

donohoe.dev•570 days ago

Hold on… left foot or right foot?

alannatriste.bsky.social•570 days ago

Instructions unclear. Baked both feet.

donohoe.dev•570 days ago

Better safe then sorry. Good call.

puppee.puppygirls.online•570 days ago

Do not forget the last part tho

emilylorange.bsky.social•570 days ago

excited for the near future when recipes are 40 pages of this for ad revenue

stubobnumbers.bsky.social•570 days ago

Yes, I too like my chicken shot into the Sun.

anthrodiva.bsky.social•570 days ago

You had me in the first part, ngl

spencilular.bsky.social•570 days ago

Just put it outside for an hour.

nitwitinc.bsky.social•570 days ago

The AI having been trained on the writings of lewis carroll and hunter s thompson

xydexxunicorn.bsky.social•570 days ago

A recipe book trained on William S. Burroughs' Naked Lunch.

begoodmandy.bsky.social•570 days ago

🤣🤣💖

the984.bsky.social•570 days ago

375 for 20-30 minutes

kmagnacca.bsky.social•570 days ago

Or 850 degrees for one minute https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws70oI3yMBc

backspacer.bsky.social•570 days ago

Not discounting your advice, but his is correct for chicken breast with skin. Skinless chicken breast you want to take it down to 325 increase to 35-40 mins because you're not trying to get a crispy outside, you want a more consistent and tender meat throughout.

aaronbossig.bsky.social•570 days ago

Remember the good old days (like, last year) when you'd just have a human blogger go on about the history of chicken dishes, what chicken means to their family, places you can buy chicken, and various interpretive dances about chicken mating cycles... before finally giving you the recipe

destross.bsky.social•570 days ago

And this was also because of Google being terrible! I know Recipe Preludes are like a common thing to make fun of these days but they only had to do that because Google prioritized longer pages with more words on them

It was also so that if their recipe was blatantly stolen/scraped, they had proof

poppyhaze.bsky.social•570 days ago

the other day i was googling whether i can use corn muffin mix with almond milk and the LLM, "so-called AI", generated slop all said "no"

so i googled the manufacturer and they were like "yeah whatever, it's fine, use coconut cream for all we care"