operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: it would be so dope to eat at the world’s best restaurants operator: yes. yes, it would me: [click] - ThreadSky

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jonbois.bsky.social • 110 days ago

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: it would be so dope to eat at the world’s best restaurants
operator: yes. yes, it would
me: [click]

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ungoliant.bsky.social•110 days ago

Surprised you didn't ask her if it's the world wide web, does that make Elon Musk the spider

sonofadutch.bsky.social•110 days ago

Maybe the cops that come to arrest you can stop at Taco Bell on the way over.

akumeoy.bsky.social•110 days ago

one of my recurring anxiety thoughts is "what if i end up at the world's best restaurant and I'm too picky or too much of a pleb to appreciate it" so idk it might be kinda stressful

captrose.bsky.social•110 days ago

Good one Jon.

otisdid.bsky.social•110 days ago

hello jonathan boys

thesociophi.bsky.social•110 days ago

Took me 30 seconds of browsing your profile before realizing I had accidentally stumbled on comedic genius.

Wholesome, but with a perfect number of “fucks” sprinkled in.

🫡😎

pcriley.bsky.social•110 days ago

I just want to eat at the world's best sandwich shop

gregcubed.bsky.social•110 days ago

unfortunately they are closed

seangmc.bsky.social•110 days ago

The dopest

idontownacar.bsky.social•110 days ago

that operator's name? the michelin man

sunkernplus.bsky.social•110 days ago

my grandfather actually does this he calls hospitals because he's VERY lonely

which. i sympathize with but he'd be less lonely if he wasn't so awful to his family members especially me

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