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jonbois.bsky.social • 193 days ago

you think a football counts as a vegetable? i don't

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andymorris.bsky.social•193 days ago

Clearly a football should count as an almond.

keioffice.bsky.social•193 days ago

i think it is vegetable because it is brown and oblong like a seed. i also think that by making the "pig skin" a vegetable, we can really shake up the meta on Vegans

stijnlaauwen.bsky.social•193 days ago

Technically there is no such thing as a vegetable

isaacratliff.bsky.social•193 days ago

Two very different things in my experience

isaacratliff.bsky.social•193 days ago

First of all, you don’t throw a vegetable around the field. A football on the other hand is a different story altogether

sabastus.bsky.social•193 days ago

Now I'm curious what vitamins, and minerals are in a football. Also calorie count 😆

baltimoreorioles.bsky.social•193 days ago

well maybe. it depends on the circumstance

melmall.bsky.social•193 days ago

See, courageous stands like this are why I come to bluesky

aricmiehe.bsky.social•193 days ago

It’s a legume.

ddubs.bsky.social•193 days ago

More of a legume, probably

flukegetsy.bsky.social•193 days ago

today football makes me want to be a vegetable so kind of

andrusi.bsky.social•193 days ago

Footballs are pork

alqemizzy.bsky.social•193 days ago

are you saying football isn't kosher

andrusi.bsky.social•193 days ago

yes

bslam.bsky.social•193 days ago

They're instruments

tbyrn21.bsky.social•193 days ago

It's clearly a fruit

crowtone.bsky.social•193 days ago

They're basically jerky

mrnesbitt.bsky.social•193 days ago

With or without ketchup?

shottheserif.bsky.social•193 days ago

It doesn't have seeds so I think it is.

dimension8.net•193 days ago

I mean.... if potato's do....?

josephpolitano.bsky.social•193 days ago

smh of course not it's literally pigskin

gonikku.bsky.social•193 days ago

It counts as red meat

gregorykoch.bsky.social•192 days ago

Football is a pigskin. It's meat.

broken-vessel.bsky.social•193 days ago

Honestly, what's the world coming to where people don't understand such basic things? It's a BEAN, Jon, goodness me.

c17-h25-n.bsky.social•193 days ago

yeah the little laces are the vegetable, the rest of it is technically a stem

fitz.xyz•193 days ago

footballs dont count like a vegetable, they have their own math

disastromatic.bsky.social•193 days ago

7-9 servings of football per day

samdowell.bsky.social•193 days ago

hard boiled pork

craigeh.bsky.social•192 days ago

You are mistaken...it turns the defensive line into mental vegetables in their 50s

willowminder.bsky.social•193 days ago

pigskin, sounds like meat to me

lystrodom.bsky.social•193 days ago

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whiticar.bsky.social•193 days ago

it’s a hand egg, so it’s poultry

big-steppa.bsky.social•193 days ago

No because it has no seeds

clearbrook.bsky.social•193 days ago

I saw something about fungus made leather earlier, which is guess is still not a vegetable is it

beepiesheepie.bsky.social•193 days ago

its actually a jerky because of the leather

spammusubi.bsky.social•193 days ago

college or pro

feathersbutgun.bsky.social•193 days ago

It's round and white therefore it's a type of melon

sizablekidneystone.bsky.social•193 days ago

is 17776 real or did you make that all up

twinkieattheend.bsky.social•193 days ago

we'll have to wait and see

sluggoislit.bsky.social•193 days ago

I actually consider it to be a sandwich

griffin2.bsky.social•193 days ago

If it were a vegetable, Al Michaels would’ve retired a long time ago

sukajanryuko.bsky.social•193 days ago

a common misconception, its actually a legume

draaaaaan.bsky.social•193 days ago

(mostly) not edible, not a vegetable

trophywaifu.bsky.social•193 days ago

It doesn't have any detectable brain activity, therefore it's a vegetable

noahwing.bsky.social•193 days ago

It’s close I think

bismuthsr.bsky.social•192 days ago

The oo sound makes it a vegetable. Every food with an oo is a vegetable: root vegetables, pootatoes, caroots, brocooli 😎, boobs

ryanchovy.bsky.social•193 days ago

it is egg

bierfreund.bsky.social•193 days ago

Butter is hubby’s favorite vegetable.

arlesposting.bsky.social•193 days ago

actually i believe it's a type of coconut, meat and all.

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