if you have dreams of playing in the nfl someday, the good news is that it doesn't really require any skill. you can just head out there and dick around for a few hours and odds are you'll do just fine - ThreadSky

jonbois.bsky.social • 70 days ago

if you have dreams of playing in the nfl someday, the good news is that it doesn't really require any skill. you can just head out there and dick around for a few hours and odds are you'll do just fine

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olrazzledazzle7.bsky.social•70 days ago

Just go out and get some cardio in. No big deal.

goldentoucan.bsky.social•70 days ago

brianonthemic.bsky.social•69 days ago

i managed a clock once

geekysteven.com•69 days ago

ok, i'll give it a shot

geekysteven.com•69 days ago

hopital

helenz33.bsky.social•70 days ago

Mac Jones keeping hopes alive

zweezyrider.bsky.social•70 days ago

snobdylan.bsky.social•70 days ago

Sam Howell saw this and believed it

notkimboslice.bsky.social•70 days ago

I think this only works if you play for the Chiefs, Jon. If you play for say, the Lions, you go out there and then get taken out on a stretcher

oneofthesurvivors.bsky.social•70 days ago

Soo like being a real estate developer or a human trafficking honcho or reality TV person or ..

kaiten9653.bsky.social•70 days ago

This is also how conservative politics works

idonotfearbeans.bsky.social•69 days ago

IDK man, seems to me like trying pretty hard to be as stupid as humanly possible. It's truly a skill

jetzzfan.bsky.social•70 days ago

the goofy guys division

communistjim.bsky.social•70 days ago

Worked for Toney

andrewparks.bsky.social•70 days ago

is this a tim boyle tweet also what do we call these things

evandobrando.bsky.social•70 days ago

jon what software do you use to make dorktown videos? how do you make graphs/charts move likethat

paulmurphyetc.bsky.social•70 days ago

I don’t have the end zone dance moves, I’m afraid. 😢

agentgooper.bsky.social•70 days ago

Prime example: Patrick Mahomes

okalrightok.bsky.social•70 days ago

That Josh Allen chest pass TD that was called back, the refs said they threw the flag for holding but I know it was for dicking around

chillmun.bsky.social•70 days ago

The professionals may have the edge on me as far as pure physicality but I’ve been workshopping some killer strategems and mind-games that I don’t think the league is ready for

anecdoche.com•70 days ago

The New York Jets

redshifty.bsky.social•69 days ago

I mean its easy. Hold ball, do not drop ball!!! Run. Yell hike, points! Back to you kurt

robofthesky.bsky.social•70 days ago

Is that true @michaelianblack.bsky.social ?

sababausa.bsky.social•70 days ago

mikhos57.bsky.social•70 days ago

I was thinking of playing a "non-skill" position anyway, but then I got into IT.

robthevagabond.bsky.social•69 days ago

That’s how Jacksonville likes to do things.

mcmathketball.bsky.social•70 days ago

is this a Tim Boyle subtweet

stevebale.bsky.social•70 days ago

This also applies to NFL coaching positions.

sethhed.bsky.social•70 days ago

This is how we combat student debt. Don’t go to college, just hobble to an nfl ref position

tom-terrific.bsky.social•70 days ago

I think I could be a NY Giants offensive lineman: the job seems to be just standing there watching the quarterback get pounded.

bluegreenmikey.bsky.social•69 days ago

I ate a bunch of food and now I'm the same weight as an offensive lineman and they don't really do anything but stand there and wave their arms around so I think I'm qualified because let me tell you I can really wave my arms around good

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