entering the tsa line with a crisp $100 bill in lieu of a ticket and an armload of loose laundry while taking pulls out of a 2-liter bottle of soda i am unwilling to throw away. the next person in line is 30 feet in front of me and i have not noticed. the plane i intend to board departs in 4 minutes - ThreadSky

jonbois.bsky.social • 44 days ago

entering the tsa line with a crisp $100 bill in lieu of a ticket and an armload of loose laundry while taking pulls out of a 2-liter bottle of soda i am unwilling to throw away. the next person in line is 30 feet in front of me and i have not noticed. the plane i intend to board departs in 4 minutes

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sovietcola.bsky.social•44 days ago

I remember as a kid, pre-9/11, I came home from Spain with an airgun and a laptop. They were very suspicious the laptop was fake but security took one look down the barrel of the gun and chuckled, handing it back to me

harpersgold.bsky.social•43 days ago

As a kid I tried to take a souvenir machete onto a plane. 🤦‍♀️ Thankfully it was pre-9/11!

lolclt.bsky.social•43 days ago

Good, that's YOUR soda as an American

hodgepodge.bsky.social•44 days ago

I always knew, deep in my bones, that Jon Bois & Spencer were the same person.

lavendergirl27.bsky.social•43 days ago

an almost perfect metaphor for us politics at the moment, i fear,

steamboathedgie.bsky.social•43 days ago

Tell them you know your rights, that's the phrase they don't want you to know about

zoyx.bsky.social•44 days ago

Next plan of action is a total and complete emotional breakdown. You'll catch your plane then.

charliebe82.bsky.social•44 days ago

Add some white castle sliders to this scenario, and I will join you.

elli-rich.bsky.social•43 days ago

You're my goat for that

derpies.bsky.social•44 days ago

Spirit airlines spirit animal

babayaga25.bsky.social•44 days ago

I used to be able to bring a big duffle bag full of firecrackers on board with me and nobody complained.

Can't believe my liberties can just be trampled like this.

celebrityhottub.bsky.social•44 days ago

Spencer?

notaboomer.bsky.social•44 days ago

I once drank a half bottle of red wine while waiting in tsa line with my hs kid on return from a college visit

crownvic63.bsky.social•42 days ago

You earned it!

rickycilantro.bsky.social•44 days ago

straight to Gitmo

rational.bsky.social•44 days ago

For real I was in line once behind a very nice grandma in a wheelchair who got pulled for having a cheese board gift set in her carry on... with a couple of big stabby knives

She kept insisting she had no idea. They took the gift set and let her go through

dbou.bsky.social•44 days ago

Pour the soda onto the clothes so you can wring out delicious sugary delight into your mouth as much as you want during the flight.

theturtlemoves.bsky.social•43 days ago

And you checked a bag

willpunctuate.bsky.social•43 days ago

ie: traveling with my son.

peterglover.com•42 days ago

Hopefully you got Pre!

bandaar.bsky.social•43 days ago

Once on the plane make sure to take off your shoes and stick your feet on the head rest in front of you.

itsphetz.bsky.social•44 days ago

where you headed

seangmc.bsky.social•44 days ago

smooth sailing

basilvoneck.bsky.social•43 days ago

God? Is that you?

vwonders.bsky.social•43 days ago

Omg! Hi! I’m the exhausted person three folks behind wishing you’d evaporate!!

jasonkirk.fyi•44 days ago

Wearing an enormous metal belt buckle. On the inside of my pants

dingokayfabe.bsky.social•43 days ago

The one that broke me was the guy with knives in his boot and on his belt and was like shocked and outraged that you can’t take a boot knife on the plane, but it started out with a big belt buckle

dingokayfabe.bsky.social•43 days ago

Yes, it did happen in Texas

peterglover.com•42 days ago

I worked a summer job as an airline check-in person and remember once having to dissuade a customer that a chain saw was NOT a carry-on.

dingokayfabe.bsky.social•42 days ago

It’s ok, it’s my emotional support chainsaw

peterglover.com•42 days ago

I remember his reaction was “Why? It’s not a weapon.”

To which I replied “Have you not seen The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?”

realfinney.bsky.social•43 days ago

What if I need to skewer a snake?

kvntodd.bsky.social•43 days ago

It’s there for medicine reasons, I got it installed in Italy by Lazio’s team doctor

turnstilesports.com•44 days ago

You don't understand. It dispenses Orange Fanta.

joeynoble.bsky.social•43 days ago

Great flick, but I always wondered about this. Practicality issues aside (how do the bullets feed?) I’d be concerned about recoil. Twelve rounds of recoil, eventually.

turnstilesports.com•43 days ago

It would look like some sort of physics simulator that leads to me broke in half, crying in the corner and none of the vampires want my blood.