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tweetpotato314.bsky.social
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112 days ago
the paramedics stopping compressions and asking my wife if she’d like to upgrade to CPR+ for $21.99
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raebelk.bsky.social
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111 days ago
Then asking if she wants to tip them
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rgandhi3k.bsky.social
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112 days ago
…a minute.
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stevematney.com
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105 days ago
TOO REAL
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pgdj.bsky.social
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111 days ago
We will save your life and 30% with an annual plan!
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mobilityeleven.bsky.social
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111 days ago
Lol
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billyjbryant.com
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91 days ago
thats the per minute charge, and only includes compressions, mouth to mouth is a surcharge.
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ladylettera32.bsky.social
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111 days ago
Now is that per compression or for the whole month?
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jeremiahgraves.bsky.social
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110 days ago
"Okay ... and before we can confirm this upgrade, I'm just gonna need you to make a selection on the next screen and then you can tap your card..."
**spins iPad to the tip screen**
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jewkrainian.bsky.social
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111 days ago
CPR brought to you by EA
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titaniumman.bsky.social
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111 days ago
It would be more like $21,990.
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seanconroypac.medsky.social
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111 days ago
“Would you like to buy an epinephrine loot box?”
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mid-lifebarbie.bsky.social
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111 days ago
This trail of crazy is everything. Thank you.
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mid-lifebarbie.bsky.social
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111 days ago
You get a 3 month trial of starz. (Fees may apply)
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rhcmuts.bsky.social
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111 days ago
Jezus...
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sowfpaw.bsky.social
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105 days ago
A medical procedure that's only $22‽
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pawtez.bsky.social
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107 days ago
CPR continues after this ad break
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lilli99.bsky.social
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110 days ago
As a former EMT, I find this funny 😄
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tweetpotato314.bsky.social
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110 days ago
thank u lilli :)
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neurocysticercosis.bsky.social
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111 days ago
The world libertarians want.
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mrmambo.bsky.social
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111 days ago
@favskeet.bsky.social
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grunty.fish
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111 days ago
You can also do ad-supported CPR where they recite a Chili's ad between every 5 chest compressions
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niksterbum.bsky.social
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111 days ago
🤭
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thetechnologyrn.bsky.social
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110 days ago
@glaucomflecken.bsky.social
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fartingfascists.bsky.social
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111 days ago
Cash Only!?!?
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**spins iPad to the tip screen**