one of the coolest guys I knew as a teen had a big white panel van he called "moby dick" and he would just get drunk and piss on it all the time. also tried to brand me the first time we met. man I hope he and his bunch of snakes are doing well

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Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today

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