Failing pilot reconditioning because I still pine for a girl back home with a literally unforgettable ass - ThreadSky

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eclipse229.bsky.social • 3 days ago

Failing pilot reconditioning because I still pine for a girl back home with a literally unforgettable ass

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rosemary-is-tired.bsky.social•3 days ago

What if the girl you're pining for is some kind of pseudo-divine being who's using you as the agent of retribution upon the corporate states and they can't erase your memories of her because technically you've never actually met her?

eclipse229.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sounds like i get to keep my memories cus I worship dat ass. Win win

eclipse229.bsky.social•3 days ago

Wanna make sure your friends aren't subjected to ego death in the face of the intergalactic wars? Better hit the squat rack. Do it for them.

ars-synthetica.bsky.social•3 days ago

Your yearning for her perfect ass will be used against you. Every strength is a weakness

eclipse229.bsky.social•3 days ago

Well good thing she's got a banging rack too, gonna dodge and weave those suggestions by the power of yearning

charlatanmonarch.bsky.social•3 days ago

Babe! 😳😳😳

eclipse229.bsky.social•3 days ago

You're keeping me safe 😌

vickyamaru.bsky.social•3 days ago

real

charlatanmonarch.bsky.social•3 days ago

it's meee

samlapis.bsky.social•3 days ago

📝

knitallama.bsky.social•3 days ago

200k slow burn pining on AO3

malleablehound.bsky.social•3 days ago

Can't think of only the handler when those cheeks occupy 3 quarters of your brain

eclipse229.bsky.social•3 days ago

Like the quarters you could bounce off her cheeks

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