WHO LET THE DEAR LEADER LOOSE WITH THAT BLOODY PEN (bloody in all senses of the world). HOW IS AN AUGUST INSTITUTION MEANT TO KEEP PACE WITH HIS CHANGES? WE HAVE A REPUTATION YOU KNOW! THIS WAY LIES MADNESS! Take your medication @wulfhelm.bsky.social and have a very long lie-down. 4 years worth. - ThreadSky

bankmercia.bsky.social • 33 days ago

WHO LET THE DEAR LEADER LOOSE WITH THAT BLOODY PEN (bloody in all senses of the world).

HOW IS AN AUGUST INSTITUTION MEANT TO KEEP PACE WITH HIS CHANGES? WE HAVE A REPUTATION YOU KNOW!

THIS WAY LIES MADNESS!

Take your medication @wulfhelm.bsky.social and have a very long lie-down. 4 years worth.

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lordsouthhelm.bsky.social•33 days ago

Oooooh tetchy 😳

stephenold.bsky.social•33 days ago

You are right though. He won't stop there. He will want to seize control of the Nuneaton Canal next! He must be stopped!

stephenold.bsky.social•33 days ago

I think that when he realises what he's done he will spend all today ripping the executive orders and will spend tomorrow signing pour death warrants!

stephenold.bsky.social•33 days ago

Is this his own custom-made Sharpie - a cross between a seaxe and an Italian stiletto?

bankmercia.bsky.social•33 days ago

Here is the DL @wulfhelm.bsky.social picking up the pen from @dutytorturer.bsky.social

chrisferret.bsky.social•33 days ago

Right on Q 🤔

bankmercia.bsky.social•33 days ago

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feelingantsy.bsky.social•33 days ago

I thought you’d want to keep quiet about the reputation…

feelingantsy.bsky.social•33 days ago

August institution (and absent the other 11 months of the year)

chrisferret.bsky.social•33 days ago

August 😳
We’re only in January 🤷‍♂️

christinathecelt.bsky.social•33 days ago

August institution that’s pushing the realms of believable to its outer limits

psychicsquirrel.bsky.social•33 days ago

Now don’t be so hasty BM.

scotscynicalnerd83.bsky.social•33 days ago

@rodfeathers.bsky.social

Can you do an offer on stabby pens as well as axes? Asking for a 'friend'

rodfeathers.bsky.social•33 days ago

send your 'friend' to the side gate of the embassy after sundown I am sure we can find something to sui

rodfeathers.bsky.social•33 days ago

@edcarver.bsky.social I might be able to shift a batch of your special russian pens, if you're interested comrade?

edcarver.bsky.social•33 days ago

The Kalashnikov Biromatic?

rodfeathers.bsky.social•33 days ago

I think that could be what my clients are looking for. What's your price on those?

edcarver.bsky.social•33 days ago

It's a busy time of year with the full moon & that nasty incident in Novibirisk recently, the mayors still missing. Add in short notice delivery &, ooof, that's gonna come to at least a pony, maybe a monkey, even a monkey on a pony. Tell you what I'll do, one kebab a case & no questions asked. Deal?