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By Appointment, Chancellor of the Exchequer of Wülferhampton with all authority, rights, dignities, etc Your soul may be at risk should you fail to keep up with repayments Banner picture @shortbreadfairy.bsky.social
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If any of the Serfs require a loan for future purchases, please remember the Bank is available to help, and to allow you to enjoy the finer moments in life. T&Cs may apply. ("T&C" here may - or may not - refer to other things)

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

The Banker is off to see the ophtalmologist this evening. Having trouble keeping track of the Spud count.

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

The Mighty Potato. Holds its value over time

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

This has happened before. They start with the most vulnerable and then systematically move on from there.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Superb from Private Eye

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

The Dear Leader @wulfhelm.bsky.social. Before and after He discovered Accidental Wine.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

We will continue to support the strongest currency

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 3 days ago • 30 comments

The Bank is looking at Spam futures, and developing a Spam trading floor. Sad days when we have to think about moving away from the once mighty Spud.

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

Hi Welcome to Jazz Club (Yes, you do know this one) youtu.be/jlH_XFuf3wU?...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

A movie you've watched more than six times, using only GIFs

submitted 4 days ago • 14 comments

I appreciate the Mead Hall Menu does change from time to time, but this could be said to represent a typical Mead Hall menu. It trips off the tongue quite nicely, much the same as the Spam on it’s way out…🙄 @wulfhelm.bsky.social

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

Sire @wulfhelm.bsky.social, may I be so bold as to suggest you have an extra ration of Accidental Wine before we begin the enema procedure?

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

I don't know about anyone else, but rejoining The Heptarchy looks like a good plan right now. Of course, and the record will* back me up on this, The Bank was never keen on Mexit anyway. *might** **probably won't*** ***definitely won't

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Blame Canada? La résistance? South Park was ahead of its time youtu.be/LonKGuS9uuQ?...

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

When the Dear Leader @wulfhelm.bsky.social looks like the most congenial, thoughtful and respectable leader in town... ...be worried

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

The Dear Leader is going through a Spam phase. In order to stop the revolting lower table [Ed: shouldn't that be 'lower table revolting'?], The Bank has increased Cook's allowance from now on.

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submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

submitted 96 days ago • 43 comments

The Bank says: - close your Amazon account - close your Twitter account - close your Instagram account - close you Facebook account (The Bank still has to do this one) It's not often you'll see a Bank saying close your accounts But give them as little data as possible. Data is the new front line.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Reading the utterings of the Dear Leader of Vinland, and Marvin comes back into my head.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment