bankmercia.bsky.social
By Appointment, Chancellor of the Exchequer of Wülferhampton with all authority, rights, dignities, etc
Your soul may be at risk should you fail to keep up with repayments
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I think we should let the Dear Leader @wulfhelm.bsky.social decide on this one.
He's the biggest tosser around here.
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Quick clean decapitation leaves far more time for long lunches.
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The Bank will ensure you have a special 'on standby' stipend.
Don't go to Paris. You wouldn't like Frankia. Honestly. The Franks are a strange bunch. Long lunch hours. Wine. Cheese. Good food. Extra holidays.
You'd hate it.
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Bonjour Mme l'écureuil
Cela me fait un grand plaisir de vous croiser à nouveau.
Vous m'avez tellement manqué!
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Billericay?
Dickie.
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I'm sure there has never been a major financial crash involving bulbs of any sor....
Oh.
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According to @meadhallwench.bsky.social it's spam anthill
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A septic currency - 'The Latrines'
You just have to hope it doesn't tank
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It is.
And don't call me Shirley
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The Bank has *checks notes* 5 sets of spuds ready to go, alongside other major world currencies such as The Carrot, The Leek and The Tomato
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Something akin to The Sprout then.
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Given Spam's lack of roots or tubers, it is definitely a novel currency to develop. It's a mystery in the sense of The Dear Leader had not informed me of this monetary change beforehand
I suppose having develped a chipto-currency for the Potato, we can develop a Psycho-currency, named in His honour
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She was so good in this film as well
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Please note the potatoes chitting on the side.
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Perhaps I should pay* @apothecaryhelm.bsky.social to undertake an enema on the Dear Leader.
Just to check on His well-being.
*who would do it simply by devotion?
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Who can tell.
I've had to give Cook an extra allowance to put a stop to perpetual spam for the lower tables.
Maybe he's suffering from spam poisoning?
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I'll stand you an Amaretto in the Mead Hall later!
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This may be somewhat delayed
But
*hard stare*
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Scarbados, surely!
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Pass the bottle this way...