There's a lot of talk aboot the asteroid #Apophis. Some people are scared it will hit our planet. As Canada's Space Force, we assure you that you are safe! We have a sophisticated plan involving precision lasers that will ensure the safety of Earth - the only planet with Poutine and Nanaimo Bars. - ThreadSky

canuckcorps.bsky.social • 96 days ago

There's a lot of talk aboot the asteroid #Apophis. Some people are scared it will hit our planet.

As Canada's Space Force, we assure you that you are safe!

We have a sophisticated plan involving precision lasers that will ensure the safety of Earth - the only planet with Poutine and Nanaimo Bars.

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crownvic63.bsky.social•95 days ago

26°40′37″N 80°2′13″W

americanmuse.bsky.social•95 days ago

Scared? You meant hoping, right? 😂

mycuntryisded.bsky.social•95 days ago

It's only the size of 3 football fields and there's not much chance of it doing any good if it did hit. Unless it hit Mal a Lardo at the right time.

cjistired.bsky.social•95 days ago

Come on! Let us have this one. It’s time, right?

ericwoolfe.bsky.social•95 days ago

But... but what if we are hoping it will hit the planet?

friskiedgrrl.bsky.social•95 days ago

Don't forget the Butter Tarts!

metooeither2.bsky.social•95 days ago

If you go to Canada and buy those Nanaimo bars, ask how they're pronounced & record it, because you'll forget & want them again before you leave.
& they don't sell them at Tim Hortons, but theyknow how to pronounce them there, there's 2 bits of Canadian trivia for ya!