doctor: i know what you need. there’s a great clown in town that will cheer you up.
pagliacci: but doc,
doctor: wiggles
pagliacci: oh. haha. i thought-
doctor: i’ll write the name down. there’s another clown in town too, but you can skip it. pagliacci. not funny. bad bad bad bad bad. stupid
pagliacci: but doc,
doctor: wiggles
pagliacci: oh. haha. i thought-
doctor: i’ll write the name down. there’s another clown in town too, but you can skip it. pagliacci. not funny. bad bad bad bad bad. stupid
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doctor: yeah i fucking know that, i read your file before walking in here. dumbass.
IT WAS GOD
Doctor: I hope Wiggles kills him one day. I truly do.
: Pagliacci is a clown.
the clown to whom the doctor wants to send it to "cheer you up"
"Finally," Pagliacci must think. "A worthy rival! Our battle of buffoonery will be the stuff of legends!"
No word on if there were any survivors, though.
doctor: how'd you know?