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Gherkin 9-5 What a way to earn a living

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

Hmm. That’s not good. But wait…how can ANY full-time job be below minimum wage? It’s a minimum, no? And, one might ask, is anyone actually doing 40 hours a week in a min. wage job?

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

I swear this ‘debate’ has been going on ever since I was a kid, and I’m 45 this year. The epic battle between Big Butter and Big Dairy Free Spread is one of our longest and most enduring rivalries. Guess what? Being alive is associated with early death. It’s always too early too die.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Oh shut the fuck up for fuck’s sake

submitted 84 days ago • 56 comments

This is what’s up. Sick of these wankstains cornering the market is supposed masculinity. Just a gross distortion. Pathetic really. www.thetimes.com/article/29e4...

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Every mind-bending TV show:

submitted 90 days ago • 135 comments

Magic trick

submitted 92 days ago • 35 comments

Someone clever did this to a lamppost on Coverdale road and now I am disappointed that every lamppost doesn’t have one

submitted 92 days ago • 40 comments

Dolphins.

submitted 108 days ago • 16 comments

America in the 90s: Wow, so cool! America now: Ugh. Lame.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

submitted 116 days ago • 490 comments

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

submitted 117 days ago • 22 comments

Study Finds Human Brain Contains Entire Spoon’s Worth Of Nanoplastics theonion.com/study-f...

submitted 126 days ago • 47 comments

Trump is Brexiting America, but from the whole world

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

Here's a bit of hope. Per capita carbon emission in the UK, now back down to 1859 levels. Work to do, but progress made.

submitted 136 days ago • 19 comments

Lay down and appreciate music.apple.com/gb/album/sil...

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

I knew it! I bloody knew it!!!

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

submitted 139 days ago • 87 comments

Just realised: I’ve seen everything good on the Internet. Done the whole lot. Everything is a remix/reboot from this point on. I’m free.

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Oh my God yes

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

Have you heard? Everyone you like or respect is a cunt.

submitted 147 days ago • 1 comment

At The Football. David Dein would be proud of our Fabulous Hot Dogs

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

Word of the day is ‘depooperit’, from 18th-century Scots: ‘enfeebled both mentally and physically’.

submitted 148 days ago • 134 comments

The real lesson of Zuckerberg and Musk is that some people are just born with loser stink on them that no amount of wealth or power will ever scrub off

submitted 151 days ago • 137 comments

Elon’s estranged daughter has re-entered the chat

submitted 152 days ago • 455 comments

doctor: i know what you need. there’s a great clown in town that will cheer you up. pagliacci: but doc, doctor: wiggles pagliacci: oh. haha. i thought- doctor: i’ll write the name down. there’s another clown in town too, but you can skip it. pagliacci. not funny. bad bad bad bad bad. stupid

submitted 156 days ago • 20 comments

If you think AI is brilliant you are a total fucking idiot.

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

it kicks ass that we've fully moved on from a model of internet success based on organically developing an audience who rewards you for creating interesting or entertaining work to everyone desperately trying to cheat their way into an audience so they can then scam them with various schemes

submitted 164 days ago • 82 comments

The Onion never fails to disappoint

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

oh wow

submitted 190 days ago • 303 comments

Art. (aka rotting apples on strings)

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

Net

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

Bon

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

The increasing volume of good/bad punnery and shitposting on Bluesky augurs well for the future of this platform.

submitted 212 days ago • 1 comment

Took this while out on a walk today. Anyone want to have a guess at what it is?

submitted 525 days ago • 0 comments

Went all the way to Freiburg to watch this man, Danny Bryant, play some songs from the album we made together. He and his band were incredible. If you like blues rock you should listen to his album on Spotify here: open.spotify.com/album/63HcrN...

submitted 579 days ago • 0 comments

Out today! A remix I did as Bikey for Danny Dosha’s new song ‘Sunrise Over Baltimore’ Check it out (and maybe even buy it?) on Bandcamp Thank you! ❤️ punchuprecords.bandcamp.com/album/sunris...

submitted 586 days ago • 0 comments