Study Finds Human Brain Contains Entire Spoon’s Worth Of Nanoplastics
https://theonion.com/study-finds-human-brain-contains-entire-spoons-worth-of-nanoplastics/
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Extremely funny shit. It thrillified me down to my delicatesticles.
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Ew.
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That might explain this dictator ‼️
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Jr. says it’s ok, so I’m not worried.
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The entirety of Trump Brain.
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is it safe to eat my own brain matter using the nanoplastic spoon, or is that how we get teenyplastics?
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First thing to make me genuinely laugh in days 😂
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Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And lave plassik on my brame
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Aqua was right. We're living a life in plastic. But it's not fantasic. Or is it? I can't think.
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I got the satire. They’re called microplastics instead of nano and I don’t think that quote’s been said (yet)
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The slam dunk is measuring it with a standard plastic spoon.
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The Graduate got it right: One word…, plastics!
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One thing you must remember, there is no spoon.
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Nearly as good as having Mustard on the Beat
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and a brain worm…
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I thought this was a fake news source. This is just real.
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Yeah, surprised to see that on the onion too. They cannot do this to us lol. Already enough misinformation out there.
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Stop making excuses for the way Republicans think and act. 😵‍💫😉
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It’s got electrolytes. It’s what plants crave!
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I hope it’s a good spoon
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While no doubt boring Ilit's probably better for me than other entire spoons I might snort into my brain 🥴
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Nano?
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A spoonful of nano plastic overwhelmed the 47 due to an almost complete lack of well brain….
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Great, now nanoplastics when I'm just getting into microplastics.
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Brain plasticity is a good thing, right?
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Teespune or tablspune? Bigly different.
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Hmm is that where the term neuroplasticity comes from? 😂
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Only one?
*Grabs two spoons*
Let's change that
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It helps the medicine go down.
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Yeah, but I put it there
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Did it fit or don't fit mold?
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Study finds Trump's brain contains ZERO. NADA. NOTHING. ZILTCH not even a spoons worth of nanoplastics. Mind you, at least SOMETHING would be in there except. Empty space. Nothing but empty space.
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That would explain a lot...
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Brassic
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How big a spoon?
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'Rhinestone Applicator' is the funniest part of this.
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I thought you were supposed to write satire.
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Jus a spoonful of HDPE makes
the bisphenol go down
the bisphenol go dowwwwwnnn
the bisphenol go down

Jus a spoonful of HDPE makes
the bisphenol go down
In a most delightful way!!!
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"Better than a worm."
— Rob Ertefken Neddy, Nominee
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I wish this were not true.
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I hope the spoon isn’t in an important parg of my blurn!
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More likely than you think.
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me seeing “hard-hitting political satire”: huh that’s pretty funny

me seeing “plassik? on my brame?”: LMAO COME LOOK AT THIS
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I like my brainspoon. That's what we had in America before you came along with your woke "but it causes you brain damage" buzzkilling
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Its more likely than you think.
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