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theonion.com • 17 days ago

Study Finds Human Brain Contains Entire Spoon’s Worth Of Nanoplastics
https://theonion.com/study-finds-human-brain-contains-entire-spoons-worth-of-nanoplastics/

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courtjezter84.bsky.social•17 days ago

tuckfriendly.bsky.social•17 days ago

Extremely funny shit. It thrillified me down to my delicatesticles.

cathcrawfd.bsky.social•16 days ago

Ew.

baddog64.bsky.social•17 days ago

That might explain this dictator ‼️

iabacon.bsky.social•17 days ago

Jr. says it’s ok, so I’m not worried.

little-thieves.com•17 days ago

I hate that this is a legit study 😭 https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2025/02/03/microplastics-brain-body-accumulation-study/78005554007/#

a-blueberry-cake.bsky.social•17 days ago

Just Nanoplastic not micro

nattejena.bsky.social•17 days ago

The entirety of Trump Brain.

juicy-crone.bsky.social•17 days ago

is it safe to eat my own brain matter using the nanoplastic spoon, or is that how we get teenyplastics?

neurobrainshake.bsky.social•17 days ago

First thing to make me genuinely laugh in days 😂

littlegreenparrot.bsky.social•17 days ago

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And lave plassik on my brame

slriley.com•17 days ago

Aqua was right. We're living a life in plastic. But it's not fantasic. Or is it? I can't think.

saltine-guy.bsky.social•17 days ago

I got the satire. They’re called microplastics instead of nano and I don’t think that quote’s been said (yet)

bicklepentameter.bsky.social•16 days ago

The slam dunk is measuring it with a standard plastic spoon.

ardashes-man.bsky.social•17 days ago

The Graduate got it right: One word…, plastics!

ardashes-man.bsky.social•17 days ago

One thing you must remember, there is no spoon.

whatsafajita.bsky.social•17 days ago

Nearly as good as having Mustard on the Beat

arted85.bsky.social•17 days ago

and a brain worm…

jadenmquayle.bsky.social•17 days ago

I thought this was a fake news source. This is just real.

blue475.bsky.social•17 days ago

Yeah, surprised to see that on the onion too. They cannot do this to us lol. Already enough misinformation out there.

seahorse71.bsky.social•17 days ago

Stop making excuses for the way Republicans think and act. 😵‍💫😉

zuckdaddi.bsky.social•17 days ago

It’s got electrolytes. It’s what plants crave!

ohhoe.goblinmo.de•16 days ago

I hope it’s a good spoon

jodypics.bsky.social•17 days ago

While no doubt boring Ilit's probably better for me than other entire spoons I might snort into my brain 🥴

stuzipants.bsky.social•17 days ago

Nano?

bluecow11.bsky.social•17 days ago

A spoonful of nano plastic overwhelmed the 47 due to an almost complete lack of well brain….

flim-flam.bsky.social•17 days ago

Great, now nanoplastics when I'm just getting into microplastics.

thedrummer.bsky.social•17 days ago

Brain plasticity is a good thing, right?

fishingandbeer.bsky.social•17 days ago

Teespune or tablspune? Bigly different.

bskeye.bsky.social•17 days ago

Hmm is that where the term neuroplasticity comes from? 😂

bobwilleatyou.bsky.social•17 days ago

Only one?
*Grabs two spoons*
Let's change that

narrowqrs.bsky.social•17 days ago

It helps the medicine go down.

raisingonebrow.bsky.social•17 days ago

Yeah, but I put it there

olenatheshroomlady.bsky.social•17 days ago

Did it fit or don't fit mold?

heathencanadian2.bsky.social•17 days ago

Study finds Trump's brain contains ZERO. NADA. NOTHING. ZILTCH not even a spoons worth of nanoplastics. Mind you, at least SOMETHING would be in there except. Empty space. Nothing but empty space.

camillilarry.bsky.social•17 days ago

https://youtu.be/JUKAqZfocY8?t=45

ginafla.bsky.social•17 days ago

That would explain a lot...

michaelg398.bsky.social•17 days ago

Brassic

endmetothemoon.bsky.social•17 days ago

How big a spoon?

mrkorb.bsky.social•17 days ago

'Rhinestone Applicator' is the funniest part of this.

alh5025.bsky.social•17 days ago

I thought you were supposed to write satire.

piyoinstitute.bsky.social•16 days ago

Jus a spoonful of HDPE makes
the bisphenol go down
the bisphenol go dowwwwwnnn
the bisphenol go down

Jus a spoonful of HDPE makes
the bisphenol go down
In a most delightful way!!!