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If you see this, share skeleton đź’€

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Everyone needs to see this. Be ready to deny access, even if you don't know any immigrants. Let them waste time and you might save a family somewhere else. #Disobey #blue #fotus #FBR #immigrants #TruthWarriors #theresistance #resist #FBPE #FuckICE #SaveOurDemocracy #sanctuary #organize #fucktrump

submitted 2 days ago • 43 comments

It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

You can tell Nancy Mace stopped paying attention to biology after the first month of 5th grade because 1 in 500 people born with male phenotypes have XXY chromosomes and 1 in 20K born as “biological males” actually have XX chromosomes. Even “biological sex” isn’t actually binary anywhere in nature.

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream

submitted 1 day ago • 290 comments

Home Alone 2? Shame on you. Home Alone 3? Shame on me.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

from each according to their ability, to each a bottle of corn syrup

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I’m definitely not someone who thinks “I can fix them”. I can guide a tender vine up a trellis, I can pick berries gently from a branch, that is all

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

You're all making compelling arguments, but ideally I'd like to see you come out from under the covers this weekend.

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky

submitted 2 days ago • 211 comments

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

submitted 2 days ago • 144 comments

Stacy's mom's medicare is gone

submitted 2 days ago • 108 comments

It's not doomscrolling, it's just artisanal nightmare farming

submitted 4 days ago • 33 comments

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

submitted 6 days ago • 504 comments

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

submitted 8 days ago • 1909 comments

The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.

submitted 7 days ago • 410 comments

To address the elephant in the room: His name is Alphonse. We’ll let him outside again when he’s over his cold.

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

everyone right now

submitted 9 days ago • 51 comments

one time I accidentally brought a pizza to a gunfight instead of a gun and we ate the pizza and resolved differences until the last slice of pizza was up for grabs and a gunfight broke out

submitted 10 days ago • 81 comments

This year, get her what she really wants for Valentine’s Day. Revenge.

submitted 10 days ago • 92 comments