(adjusting monocle) based on the delicate keystrokes and capitalization or lack thereof unique to the author, this skeet has been appraised as authentique.
I am nothing if not 100% genuinely skeeting my life away. Though some of my skeets are probably demanding they are worthless fakes but I always give each one a dollar so they aren’t ever worthless
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(i obv don’t, but if that’s a real thing i’d love to get one)
(giant shepherd's crook siezes me and removes me from the stage)
Dang. They get me every time, and it irks me, but we always make up.