Senator John Kennedy and Senator Tommy Tuberville are hard at work having a "King Cake-Off" to see which state has the best Mardi Gras cake. We're paying them to eat cake. What a f'n joke. - ThreadSky

artcandee.bsky.social • 1 day ago

Senator John Kennedy and Senator Tommy Tuberville are hard at work having a "King Cake-Off" to see which state has the best Mardi Gras cake.

We're paying them to eat cake.

What a f'n joke.

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bettevcollins.bsky.social•1 day ago

And we paid Hakeem Jeffries to go on a book tour.

DC is imploding but why hang around there when you can travel the country shilling your book.

kalamazeus.bsky.social•1 day ago

There are rules in place because of dipshits like this: dont put any toys in food because people are not smart enough to know they are not eating a plastic baby.

jakehwest1.bsky.social•1 day ago

Let them eat cake - The Revolution has begun.

https://bsky.app/profile/kendrawrites.com/post/3liuu7g72ik2c

lawrscott.bsky.social•1 day ago

may they choke on it.

moveoverandforward.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hope they don't choke 😏😂

adrianmjo.bsky.social•1 day ago

Idiots. Someone tell them to get back to work

onegraphrita.bsky.social•1 day ago

They can't. Golfing is next.

annslater22.bsky.social•1 day ago

The metaphors write themselves.

sandrasrn.bsky.social•1 day ago

What else do they have to do…

lookwhatlisadid.bsky.social•1 day ago

I can’t think of a more useless activity for two less useful individuals.

badassbitchbrigade.bsky.social•21 hours ago

They do anything but help regular people

nickc11.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Literally, both choke on it.

kayvesd.bsky.social•1 day ago

They’re mocking the federal workers who were laid off.

This is the modern “Let them eat cake” moment.

wasted-tribble.bsky.social•1 day ago

They are two of the most punchable faces in one place, stuffing their cake holes on the people's dime.

Suprised they could separate their lips from orange Caligulas ass long enough. 😡

alexpsalm23.bsky.social•1 day ago

Two old rotten souls.

thelakegirl.bsky.social•1 day ago

We need Congess members to report what the accomplished in the last 5 days.

teresa007.bsky.social•1 day ago

So fucking infantile.

freeatlass.bsky.social•1 day ago

Why don't they have a town hall. Chicken shit motherfuckers. Sorry
sometimes I think out loud.

freeatlass.bsky.social•1 day ago

2 of the most Worthless. Cock suckers I even seen.

fog627.bsky.social•1 day ago

In the center of my cake…

pillsbury37.bsky.social•1 day ago

at least they could have shared the cake

janl99.bsky.social•1 day ago

"Let them eat cake!"

edwardhotspur.bsky.social•1 day ago

Well if they want to eat cake, let them!

Wait....

suzai.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is actual WASTE, people.

nah1116.bsky.social•23 hours ago

It wouldn’t bother me much if they weren’t complicit in the destruction of this county-eat cake while the country burns down.

photogphotog.bsky.social•1 day ago

I hope the cost of the needed eggs for the cakes wasn't too expensive.

lisalm64.bsky.social•1 day ago

DON'T FORGET..
PAYING.
MTG, can Party,
With her boyfriend.
IN ANOTHER country

jokeefe28.bsky.social•1 day ago

On the plus side, they are doing less harm when they're doing stuff like this.

gunghojoe01.bsky.social•21 hours ago

I hope they choke on that cake

vallirose.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Is this their Marie Antoinette moment?

#LetThemEatCake

You can’t make this up

iwanttobecanadian.bsky.social•19 hours ago

And we literally pay these mother fuckers, really? We are in an authoritarian coup being looted and hacked and they are talking like little women over cake? Are you fucking kidding me? I am so fucking fed up with this shit.

jamiestevenson72.bsky.social•1 day ago

While their dear leader is selling out America to support Putin

mlipsitt.bsky.social•19 hours ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

kevinsl.bsky.social•1 day ago

At least this way the two asshats aren’t causing direct harm. I wonder if the have tasters.

inknpaint.bsky.social•1 day ago

Both detestable creeps.

shortbreadfairy.bsky.social•1 day ago

That's more cholesterol on the arteries if you want a small positive.

fraziberry.bsky.social•1 day ago

Losers. Flunkies to the turd reich.

pamofkinlin.bsky.social•1 day ago

When you give all your power to the executive branch, there's more time for cake.

skwalker.bsky.social•1 day ago

I guess when you are supposedly led by a wannabe “King,” what’s left to do but to have a… “King Cake-Off!”

THANK A REPUBLICAN!

gordonvincent.bsky.social•1 day ago

Tell me the baby is a choking hazard and that each cake contains a dozen.

618hoodoo.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's like being in a Mel Brooks film, without the fun.

It's as if they are totally oblivious to what's going on around them, or is it how they deal with trauma?

ontopandwellhung.bsky.social•1 day ago

Bold of you to assume that a couple of wealthy old white men deal with their trauma.

crashdive625.bsky.social•18 hours ago

To Medicaid recipients: Let them eat cake!

grbsmith.bsky.social•1 day ago

Our freedoms are in danger and they f—- around with nonsense. Nothing America First about that…

marsyd.bsky.social•1 day ago

They are doing the best that they can.

betsybanks.bsky.social•1 day ago

Maybe one (or both) of them will aspirate the fève…

missyandtillycorgi.bsky.social•1 day ago

Irony has no bonds...

nursedarry.bsky.social•1 day ago

Maybe they’ll choke on the babies. 👶🏼💜💛💚

cedarplace.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ironic that Kennedy only acts as dumb as Tuberville is...

jimpolson.bsky.social•1 day ago

Does the winner get Baby Twitler?

scarletfirebear.bsky.social•1 day ago

countessofcandy.bsky.social•1 day ago

Like I trust their judgment on taste

sisterloyce.bsky.social•1 day ago

Morons

kay-bat.bsky.social•1 day ago

Two evil spawns of satan himself. Can’t wait to see these two go down.

mjthompson.bsky.social•1 day ago

notdontrmp.bsky.social•1 day ago

Unbelievable! Senator Kennedy and Tuberville, seriously? A “King Cake-Off”? This is what they’re doing with our taxpayer money? Total waste! We need leaders who are tackling real issues, not indulging in ridiculous stunts. They should be ashamed. SAD!

solman06.bsky.social•1 day ago

I would like to see Tuberville take a big enough bite to shut him up and Kennedy enough to gag him until he passes out.

randomprattle.bsky.social•1 day ago

They were a joke long before they started eating cake.

in-the-blue.bsky.social•1 day ago

I thought John Kennedy liked Omelets and breaking eggs 🙄😵‍💫...

lunchladyb4.bsky.social•1 day ago

None of their nazi states.

stormyskies888.bsky.social•1 day ago

Here is the government waste right here…

gotender.bsky.social•1 day ago

John Kennedy: I like cake. I eat cake all the time. I like cake more than sex. Not really but I really like cake

16screwsloose.bsky.social•1 day ago

They're so f*cken dumb it's unbelievable.

neutralantagonist.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Maybe we should make them eat. Bullet.

dianecmurphy.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Reminds me of the famous Marie Antoinette saying before the French Revolution,” Let them Eat Cake.” When she was told people are starving. Didn’t turn out well for her…

jedeckert.bsky.social•1 day ago

Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.

brutallyrandom.bsky.social•1 day ago

Anything to escape the fury of their citizens

blueginger99.bsky.social•1 day ago

That's what Tuberville does, besides blocking military promotions for years.

p2can.bsky.social•1 day ago

I mean, who likes cakes made with crackers?

sealblue.bsky.social•1 day ago

enjoy Mardi Gras while it lasts, trump tends to give fun the 🪓

weeabi.bsky.social•1 day ago

isonope.bsky.social•1 day ago

I wouldn’t trust either one of those idiots to touch my food. At the rate they’re going, it might be them who will need food tasters. I understand vlad has hundreds of them.

koyoteelaughter.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I detest those two good ole boy bastards.

sombre-reality.bsky.social•1 day ago

We have a famous mardi gras in Australia they might enjoy. 😆

https://www.mardigras.org.au/2025-festival/

boocow16.bsky.social•1 day ago

White Privileges men are the reasons for America decline on the world stage. It's also the reason we turned out back on our NATO allies.

amiemcwayne.bsky.social•1 day ago

Two idiots.

mikhos57.bsky.social•1 day ago

Florida does Mardi Gras?

jaespy.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂 they do have some FL flair of stupidity but those 2 are from the other Gulf states. Louisiana and Alabama I think.

mikhos57.bsky.social•1 day ago

https://theconversation.com/tommy-tuberville-reportedly-doesnt-live-in-alabama-should-he-still-be-its-senator-211490

gerrymanders.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hey, let them eat cake.

simian-at-large.bsky.social•1 day ago

tacocat-votesblue.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh look…two Nazi sycophants.

michellesea.bsky.social•1 day ago

Reminder Louisiana state rankings
Can they get that on a cake ?

mfriedmannola.bsky.social•1 day ago

Bet you $20 they don't leave the knife in the box. Idiots.

mfriedmannola.bsky.social•1 day ago

And anyone who thinks Alabama knows King Cake is an idiot.

The only good king cake comes from Louisiana.

FIGHT ME.

Alabama King Cake. Tubby really is stupid.

tiltedtiger.bsky.social•1 day ago

These kinds of things were fun when American workers had salaries, pension plans and longevity bonuses. They don't look very concerned about their productivity and billing ratios. Maybe they should implement some time and task tracking...benchmarking...you know, the IMPORTANT stuff...

marksquared.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Bring in the clowns...

innercitysub.bsky.social•1 day ago

I thought saying “let them eat cake” leads to having your head separated from your neck. Maybe a precedent has been set?

louleoresist.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hope they choke on it 🤞

irishgumbo.bsky.social•1 day ago

No, no, let ‘em eat cake, but stipulate that each must finish an entire cake within 5 minutes, without liquids to wash it all down. Plus, they can’t spit out the baby.

sammysmoot1212.bsky.social•1 day ago

The cakes are smarter than Tubby.
Mr Haney is just an asshole troll.

theresaburfiend.bsky.social•1 day ago

Choke

mmi8.bsky.social•1 day ago

Who put the laxative in the cake mix?🤞

vikingkim5.bsky.social•1 day ago

May they choke on the tiny plastic baby.

mot-chicagoland.bsky.social•1 day ago

What does bama have to do with Mardi Gras😂

tiltedtiger.bsky.social•1 day ago

Alabamians are like armadillos. I mean that literally. There's no punchline. They're invasive! Tennessee is overrun with them. Y'all know you can stay in Alabama, right? It is not mandatory to move out of your home state! Clean up your own back yard, Alabama.

mot-chicagoland.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂