Watching MAGA melt down about Mark Carney winning the election in Canada is hilarious. These people couldn’t name 5 provinces without looking them up. 🤣 - ThreadSky

They wouldn't bother to look them up. Ignorance is key to their irrational cult behavior.

Proof that russia can spend all the money it wants on elections, like in Canada, Germany, France & the UK, but fundamentally, the country has to want the pro Kremlin candidate, like the US fit to work.

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fauxrrari1.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Or two….

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bethtoja.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Can they point Canada out on a map???

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djvagirl.bsky.social•1 day ago

Love it - Oh Canada 🇨🇦

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santa-guy.bsky.social•1 day ago

True! Hell they couldn’t name 10 states in the US, much less 25!

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matejcernoch.bsky.social•1 day ago

I can name all 50 and point at them on a map and I'm not even American

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miestro78.bsky.social•1 day ago

Capital of Navada is Carson City andI didn't have to look that up 😊

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matejcernoch.bsky.social•1 day ago

Capital cities is something where I'm mostly lost.

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redheadedtraveler.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nevada, but still great job. Most in the US probably think the Capitol is Las Vegas.

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matejcernoch.bsky.social•1 day ago

I would make this mistake too

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redheadedtraveler.bsky.social•1 day ago

In 4th grade here in the US, I had to know all 50 states and their capitals, but I have never been asked it since.

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larsloman.bsky.social•14 hours ago

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mayortommyshanks.bsky.social•22 hours ago

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pgharley56.bsky.social•1 day ago

And then couldn’t correctly pronounce 3 of them.

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unit-of-product.bsky.social•1 day ago

The Territories... That's always the kicker.

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i-gvf.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Both Singh and Pollievre conceded and declared the results valid.

That is going to piss MAGA off even more.

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toeman18.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Beautiful

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karie.bsky.social•1 day ago

So true

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hopelaughlove.bsky.social•1 day ago

They didn’t have a clue who all were running! They saw ‘Carney, Liberal wins’ and they went batshit cause their Cult Leader wanted a Dictator like him to win!

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aegg527.bsky.social•1 day ago

😆 🤣 😂

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pearly2.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Oh nice thx for telling us the Maple Mags are none to pleased up here
Their smug leader lost his own riding speaks volumes

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iconmom9.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I don’t believe they could even look them up. Not readers. Not thinkers .

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sollycheesecake.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ain't it great. Schadenfreude, my schadenfreude, when the lights are low! Tra-la!

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corrierose.bsky.social•1 day ago

5?maybe two!

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artcandee.bsky.social•1 day ago

I’m being generous thinking they could name two.

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corrierose.bsky.social•1 day ago

✅

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missflangerhanger.bsky.social•1 day ago

An episode of Jeopardy! once had the question “What is the capital of Canada. 1st contestant rang in with “Toronto” ❌
Next contestant: Calgary ❌
Third contestant: Ontario (⁉️) ❌
Host Alex Trebek looked like he was going to cry…

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i-gvf.bsky.social•21 hours ago

But, on the other hand:

"Which city's largest airport is named after a second world war hero and second-largest after a second world war battle."

What is Chicago.

IBM Watson asked: "What is Toronto????"

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i-gvf.bsky.social•23 hours ago

I remember that.

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trylon.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Probably couldn’t name five states besides their own.

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kristinemarie67.bsky.social•1 day ago

Butt hurt that Canadians didn't want to be the 51st!

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kristinemarie67.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣🤣🤣

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elank.bsky.social•1 day ago

And probably not many more states 😆

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mtler.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Proudly dumb since 2016. At least.

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dianesf.bsky.social•10 hours ago

I like to see then name 3

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dcminx.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Poilievre lost his seat 😆🇨🇦🎉🎉🎉

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dshu27.bsky.social•1 day ago

Very true.

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philderiverina.bsky.social•21 hours ago

"These people couldn’t name 5 provinces without looking them up". 🤷 I seriously doubt they could find Canada on a map let alone name provinces. 🤔😳🙄😁

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scubapopeye.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Or find north with a compass. 🧭

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mrantifascism.com•1 day ago

True. It’s very funny to see fascists lose.

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pflagler.bsky.social•18 hours ago

“Provinces” is woke bullshit. States are based.

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debf56.bsky.social•1 day ago

Like the guy who thought British Columbia was in South America?

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matejcernoch.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ontario, Quebec, Saskatchewan, Alberta, British Columbia?

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wayneq4444.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Maga couldn't count past 10 without taking their shoes off

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naturallyaspirated.bsky.social•1 day ago

They don’t know what provinces are.

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opus24.bsky.social•1 day ago

They only know where there are Canadian hockey teams

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handsoffblack7.bsky.social•21 hours ago

They probably couldn’t read well enough to pronounce them if they did look them up.

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marvelgeek1980.bsky.social•12 hours ago

They can’t locate them on a map either lmfao.
#FuckMaga #FuckTrump
#FUCKFASCISM

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am-mccarthy.bsky.social•7 hours ago

What's a province? 😂

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creeksidemiss.bsky.social•1 day ago

True unfortunately. I spent years trying to explain to Americans where Ontario is. I eventually stopped. 🇨🇦

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sirronrex.bsky.social•12 hours ago

They were all paid to vote for Carney!

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northwitch.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Where’s my cheque?

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agnotology.bsky.social•1 day ago

And the watch them scratch their heads as they look for Canada next door to Denmark on a world map (because Greenland, or something).

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annmtl.bsky.social•11 hours ago

They think Greenland is a province.

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shambollic.bsky.social•1 day ago

Duh, I think I got 'em:

TorontoVille
KetchupChips
SassySquatch
Maplesyrup
FumbleRooskieDoo

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northwitch.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Sitting at breakfast one time in Vegas, guy beside me asks where I’m from. I said, “I’m from Canada. Have you ever been there?”

“No,” he says, “can’t say that I have.
I’ve heard of it though!”

💀💀💀

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wonderwoman2024.bsky.social•1 day ago

MAGA’s grand territorial expansion plan to take over Canada has backfired badly. Thank you Canada for choosing wisely.

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rationalpear.bsky.social•1 day ago

not even 1 province. let’s not give them too much credit.

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ottawandrew.bsky.social•1 day ago

Any states interested in becoming provinces?

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marcachen.bsky.social•1 day ago

👀

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graphenequeen.bsky.social•1 day ago

Woah.

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lieskekathryn.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I was in Costco when Trudeau announced he was stepping down and a couple of MAGA yahoos started pumping their arms shouting "yeah Canada's ours now!". Dopes.

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eltopo71.com•5 hours ago

They couldn't even list all 12 provinces!

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pennerconnie.bsky.social•1 day ago

Looks like PP lost his riding to Bruce Fanjoy. 🤣🤣🤣 That makes me so happy.
I wonder who the next leader of opposition will be

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goshsaidbill.bsky.social•1 day ago

From one of our biggest papers. 🇨🇦

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goshsaidbill.bsky.social•1 day ago

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dunsmuir1952.bsky.social•1 day ago

Watching the Democratic Party at 21% approval rating and dropping, splitting into factions, cannibalizing itself, leaderless, in the wilderness, lurching left led by AOC & Bernie Sanders and championing their poster child - a wife-beating human-trafficking alleged MS-13 El Salvadoran is hilarious.🤣

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blindgordie.bsky.social•1 day ago

Meanwhile, us Canadians can probably name 25 states. Too bad for MAGA and Donnie Crybaby.

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sammydoodle15207.bsky.social•14 hours ago

congratulations mark carney for winning and saving the people of canada and the country from trump puppets and I’m happy you were spared the evil and stupidity like what took place here!

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ajknight54.bsky.social•18 hours ago

🇨🇦 message to Donald, “What a hoser. Get lost, eh?” 🇨🇦

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clarisse1492.bsky.social•7 hours ago

He loves being called FLOTUS

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thecntrlscrutin.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh C'mon you couldn't have expected them to know Canada has provinces and not states. I won't even talk about how many...😆 🤣 😂 lol

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chuckoff.bsky.social•1 day ago

When you can get the most separatist province in Canada to say "Viva la Canada!" you know you totally f/ked up.

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kmckmom.bsky.social•21 hours ago

The most separatist province is now Alberta.

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chuckoff.bsky.social•12 hours ago

They can try. The entire province is under treaty to three FNs. They get the final say, and f/k their referendums. Same with Saskatchewan for that matter.
Just more wankpuffin moniyaw supremacists shooting their mouths off.

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suzylee.bsky.social•1 day ago

So funny, because his party was behind until agent orange opened his big mouth!

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rudemoon.com•23 hours ago

They would have to look up "province" first.

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julessky.bsky.social•1 day ago

I doubt they could figure out how to look them up.

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miestro78.bsky.social•1 day ago

Are they? Sweeeet😝

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catsforpeace2.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nor could they find Canada on a map....

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scarlettpatriot.bsky.social•1 day ago

And I cannot wait for the “Truth” Social Fanta Fascist nuclear meltdown!!! I’m all for it! Congratulations Prime Minister Mark Carney 💪🇨🇦

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rcopelander.bsky.social•1 day ago

They couldn't read them if they did

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sierramimi.bsky.social•1 day ago

I don't think they know where Canada is without someone pointing it out on a map.

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truepurple24.bsky.social•1 day ago

Most MAGA can't spell Canada much less any of the provinces.

Can only spell 4 letter words, MAGA, CULT......

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tosawihi.bsky.social•1 day ago

#ThisExactly👆

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tallgent.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Um....Doc, Bashful, Grumpy, Dopey, aaaaannd Ontario.

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graphenequeen.bsky.social•1 day ago

The US is watching the Canadian election? Oh.

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rowancanadian.bsky.social•1 day ago

As a proud Canadian, I don't give a flaming rat's ass what they and their Adderall addicted disgrace in the White House think of us and our great country. They can stay on their side of the border and get stuffed.

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