Yeah, just watch every episode and it should go away. Maybe.

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throw a chair at the TV

you must watch big brother until you become the biggest brother

hatchet

Kill your TV with a battering ram.

Ok, totally related question. Do you own a hammer?

That must be a rather big bother

Eva Mendes?

Show it your m̶e̶l̶p̶ Pog collection

Beretta 92FS. 4 shots. It'll keep moving even with 3. It's a demon that won't die easily.

You're on your own with this one Vinny...
I'm sorry... She's chosen you...

Watch it Vinny… you know you want to…

Put that on an OLED for the burn in

sorry man, i think you might have to get a 2009 plasma tv to escape her

Google TV? Enable Apps only mode to remove the recommendations https://support.google.com/googletv/answer/10070784?hl=en#:~:text=If%20you%20want%20to%20hide,to%20hide%20your%20personalized%20recommendations.
I used to troubleshoot this kind of stuff for work, so hopefully this is the right answer

I mean, if you want a non-sticky note answer, need a model number or at least a brand. Unless you want to do a cascade of semi stickiness. You do you

I think you have to make an offering.

pray

no she's there for keeps. sorry!

If it worked for split screen it will work for your sleep paralysis demon

Unplug, indefinitely.

Replace it with me 👁️ 3

Feed it

This is why I don't buy smart TVs

Use a Post-It note

have you tried getting more fiber in your diet

Wait for a new season of Big Brother to come out

using a holy candle should get rid of it

It's over, just buy a new TV 😀

EZ. Just consult TV Jesus.

Put something in front of your TV so you won't have to see it.

Sorry you're gonna have to arts and crafts a patch onto your tv

There is no point. She is part of your TV now.

If you have a smart TV you can just beat it to death with a hammer. The TV is smart enough to know how to fix itself after you're done

Keep it there until the screen burns in. Then it'll be there...forever....... telling you to watch Big Brother until the end

of

time

@vinesauce.bsky.social assuming it's an android TV, you can install a different home screen app. I can go find out which one I installed a while back if you need.

Are you not able to long press over it and remove it?

Move to with and then hold down the big "ok" button on your remote and you should see a "don't recommend" or something like that

chenbot doesnt mean you any harm

Crop TV to 20:7 ratio in settings. Adjust FOV to compensate

You can't remove that. They don't call it Big Brother for nothing

It may be possible to get rid of those ads by implementing a pi-hole (not joking) in your home network setup, but it takes some setup and a raspberry pi. Essentially it acts as a filter to block all ads on your home network. I've never set one up, but I've heard good things from people who have.

I don't see anything man, you sure you're okay?

Smash TV with hammer, fixed it for me

turn off the smart tv function. saved my life

it is Julie Chen's God given mission to get you to tune in

Your tv is haunted by the ghost of the factory worker who died in a terrible semiconductor accident. Their spirit wails from the beyond, beckoning you to click the big brother so they can be summoned to the mortal coil via bad reality tv👻

Ooooohhhh so this is why people don’t like smart TVs

horizontal split-screen cardboard

Whisper a dark secret that only you know into unused HDMI port.

Waiting for the day that it gets burned into your screen so she can watch you forever

Yeah, I have a solution

sacrifice