i'm proud to announce that i'm running for president in 2028 on a platform of letting the richest man in the world and a bunch of pedophile nazi goblins destroy everything you love for no reason
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If we can get Tesla’s stock price down to where the banks are nervously eyeing each other about who’ll defect and blow out his margin loans first, he won’t be very rich anymore
i'm going to make sure that rapists and klansmen harass you at work and let every cop killer out of prison. if you have any ideas about what else i should do you can pay me $5,000,000 to eat a well-done steak with ketchup with me and pitch me on why i should steal money from veterans to give to you.
i think there is too little shit in your drinking water so i'm going to make it illegal for anyone to tell cities that there's too much shit in there. i am going to feed all of your data to my AI girlfriend and use it to replace Social Security. whenever i'm bored i'm going to pull wires out of it.
I'm running for president in 2028 on a platform of taking the richest man in the world and all of his nazi goblins and pressing them through a fine metal mesh.
We could elect politicians who support good policies, aren't corrupt, run things competently...."F4ck you!" "F7cking c#nt!" *throws vegetables shoots a few guns* "Get the f$ck out of politics worthless....."
o.k., o.k., didn't expect that reaction. Lazy centrist moderate or fascist it is.
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-New York Times 😄
o.k., o.k., didn't expect that reaction. Lazy centrist moderate or fascist it is.