🖤im the only one in the bed and there's a dysfunction
i take them off, there's a good chance i don't have sheets for a few weeks
so we gotta be strategic with the sheet cleaning
when the first thing changes, so will the frequency lol
sorry yeah i used to do it only like monthly, it's part of my weekly routine now (fwiw i shower at night not in the morning, and changed the pillowcases more often)
my aunt is weird and always did the whole family's sheets every day. she had multiple sets for each bed and would rotate them every day and do laundry every day.
yeah they didn’t know about autism in her day probably (said with affection)
if I had means, I would pay someone handsomely just to come to my place and change my sheets every day. Sleeping on clean sheets is a gift from the universe.
what if they’re thinking about all the mites eating their flesh and fucking ever think about that so narrow minded and puritanical they are an ecosystem, a world, yearning to be destroyed in a Great Flood.
Using this when people ask me when the last I time I changed my sheets were
(Don't ask me I'm not saying shit, I'm not saying SHIT. None of you know when I last changed my bedsheets and you can't prove it either. But I'm not a liar. I'm also not saying when the last time I changed my sheets were)
😔 I don’t even have the energy to do my laundry when I need to Aksjsksjsjsjs now I gotta do the bed sheets?? Take them off and wash them and then put them on again??? D:
If you can at all afford it, own at least two total sets of bedsheets. Bring the clean sheets to the bed, THEN dirty sheets off, then clean sheets on (then wash dirty sheets).
You can’t let momentum lapse between sheets off & sheets on or you’re sleeping on a bare mattress for a week. Godspeed 🫡
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i take them off, there's a good chance i don't have sheets for a few weeks
so we gotta be strategic with the sheet cleaning
when the first thing changes, so will the frequency lol
my mom said she never understood it either
if I had means, I would pay someone handsomely just to come to my place and change my sheets every day. Sleeping on clean sheets is a gift from the universe.
no?
okay lemme go rot in them for another four weeks
it is not hard to do
i spend so little time in my bedroom and by the time i go in there for bed i'm just like I DON'T CARE
(Don't ask me I'm not saying shit, I'm not saying SHIT. None of you know when I last changed my bedsheets and you can't prove it either. But I'm not a liar. I'm also not saying when the last time I changed my sheets were)
You can’t let momentum lapse between sheets off & sheets on or you’re sleeping on a bare mattress for a week. Godspeed 🫡