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wagatwe.com • 146 days ago

omg? lol

The backpack the NYPD says belonged to the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting suspect reportedly held only two items: a jacket and Monopoly money

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patientadvocacy.bsky.social•146 days ago

Amazing

takahanazawa.bsky.social•146 days ago

This dude fucking rules hahahaha

wrecka.bsky.social•146 days ago

I don't think it's his

takahanazawa.bsky.social•146 days ago

Just let us have this ok?

Nothing good hardly ever happens anymore

wrecka.bsky.social•146 days ago

Just let us have "believing the cops"?

takahanazawa.bsky.social•146 days ago

Just let us have "believing in an awesome and cool folk hero, the first real folk hero in who knows how many generations"

We all know not to fucking trust cops here.

We're trying to salvage some scraps of Joy and Hope here.

🙄

wrecka.bsky.social•146 days ago

If you say so

fizzvstheworld.bsky.social•146 days ago

louieg.bsky.social•146 days ago

Wild to see lol

alicetawhai.bsky.social•146 days ago

Feel like the new episode of Batman vs The Riddler has gone live

arqartur0.bsky.social•146 days ago

The discovery was made under this song https://youtu.be/9-80NMLhmxs?si=Hc6qpgl3azfZI4or

dancow.bsky.social•146 days ago

You’re laughing. 5000+ NYPD cops have been working overtime to find a backpack full of Monopoly money and you’re laughing?

oldohman.bsky.social•146 days ago

The overtime is such a burden for the NYPD. They have families for god sake! ;-)

ber53rker.bsky.social•146 days ago

On the dime of the citizens. Plenty of more worthy causes and plenty of people get murdered without this much attention. Eat the rich.

bigbadbugsteak.bsky.social•146 days ago

yeah

their incompetent boobery is funny

meh76.bsky.social•145 days ago

Absolutely

jojosbizarrelife.bsky.social•146 days ago

Aside from the waste of taxpayer dollars that is every New York Paycheck Thief's salary, yeah. It's hilarious.

itsnotbread.bsky.social•146 days ago

The cops are laughing about all the ot they're getting

abysmalzydrate.bsky.social•146 days ago

People tend to laugh at poetic irony.

themaverickmind.bsky.social•146 days ago

Heard over 1,000 people from all agencies are looking for this guy. You know as they do for every murder... Right

bkey1970.keyport.name•146 days ago

HAHAHA

naryaneuroticpuppy.bsky.social•146 days ago

dont worry, pigs get paid well. also, yes, we are happy they are chasing a ghost instead of harrassing marginalized people like they always do.

niqw.bsky.social•145 days ago

“We have reason to believe that the suspect is hiding under a mountain of bush,” says NYPD captain McFlury.

tfilson59.bsky.social•146 days ago

Damn, they must have passed GO a bunch of times

pepperspraypatty.bsky.social•146 days ago

Was there a Community Chest card nearby?

tfilson59.bsky.social•146 days ago

Nope, but there was a “Get Out Of Jail Free” card in the vicinity!

scott902.bsky.social•146 days ago

😂😂😂😂

dimondoak.bsky.social•146 days ago

I sure as hell did

aristar4ever.bsky.social•146 days ago

A lazy cop is the 2nd best kind of cop

lizzieshiro.bsky.social•146 days ago

All the way to the bank.

lefbehingladofit.bsky.social•146 days ago

Yes we are.

lefbehingladofit.bsky.social•146 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0rOe59wKAc

wagatwe.com•146 days ago

I'm cackling 😂

thelittlepakeha.net•146 days ago

well yeah, because that's hilarious.

astephman.bsky.social•146 days ago

hopstache.bsky.social•146 days ago

Uproariously, yes!

lookforhumor.bsky.social•146 days ago

The message is ‘If you’re rich we take crimes against you very seriously. If you’re middle class or poor, yeah we’ll work on it.’ Really looks & feels shitty, NYPD

thatwordgrrl.bsky.social•146 days ago

Yes, yes we are.

dfile.bsky.social•146 days ago

He’s “dabbing” on us, the people who hold the NYPD in high esteem.

spicyerin.bsky.social•146 days ago

Well they are getting paid overtime.

tripeberry.bsky.social•146 days ago

I can't remember the last time I've laughed this hard

brainswan.bsky.social•146 days ago

Do you think you would get that many if it was you that was shot 🤔 unless you’re a multimillionaire exec maybe …

djinnx.bsky.social•145 days ago

nikkicolumbus.bsky.social•146 days ago

The cops got paid overtime for not doing their jobs to begin with. I believe they are the ones laughing.

edwalker.bsky.social•146 days ago

United Health has denied the claim for overtime pay.

ciatokins.bsky.social•146 days ago

hopefully it occupies them away from their normal duties like bullying the poor

theothercatlady.bsky.social•146 days ago

They were quite busy today putting oranges and lemons into a truck because our local veg/fruit store owner , 20+ years at the exact same location , was infringing on the sidewalk.

Elections have consequences.

redwalker.bsky.social•146 days ago

Electing Eric Adams certainly did

theothercatlady.bsky.social•144 days ago

Yup. Primaries are more important than I thought …

techsocial.bsky.social•146 days ago

When civil asset forfeiture goes wrong. 😂

millingworth.bsky.social•146 days ago

Well, they are saying it was 'Monopoly money', just asking questions here. I mean it could have been a Soros payout but now the NYPD have the "evidence" we will never know

lakers-lover.bsky.social•146 days ago

At least they're not out shooting people

brian456.bsky.social•146 days ago

They probably "lost" half of the Monopoly money, just out of habit.

originalist.bsky.social•146 days ago

"Why the NYPD Costs $10 Billion a Year"

"All of NYPD's worst misconduct officers are paid about $200,000 a year with substantiated serial abuse records"

"NYC has shelled out $384M in 5 years to settle NYPD suits"

"9 Cops Show up to Hospital to Threaten NYPD's Teen Rape Victim"

kennymaccadoo.bsky.social•146 days ago

Started laughing like a Batman villain upon reading this

nathrach.bsky.social•146 days ago

Fuck yeah I am

Bike Messenger 2028

joshcolletta.bsky.social•146 days ago

It's objectively funny.

salarta.bsky.social•146 days ago

And I’ll laugh again!

fishmom2025.bsky.social•146 days ago

It's king hilarious 😂

on2inessex.bsky.social•146 days ago

To be fair, that’s 5,000 cops not selling illegally obtained weapons, kicking homeless people to the curb, shooting at brown people, or throwing people into the back of vans and taking off without securing them. So….

spanarama.bsky.social•146 days ago

🎯 #ACAB

madmaudlin.bsky.social•146 days ago

You know I used to think that the stormtroopers in Star Wars were unrealistically incompetent.

kestra.bsky.social•146 days ago

At least in the first movie, they were deliberately incompetent to track Princess Leia back to the real rebel stronghold, which she immediately recognized (but decided to fly right there anyhow, wtf Leia?) The NYPD can't even claim "it was all part of the plan."

ericlackner.bsky.social•145 days ago

Would be pretty awesome if NYPD put this much resources into all their murder cases, not just the rich CEO whose job it is to deny healthcare claims for profit.

gartmartin9.bsky.social•146 days ago

how much are the 5000 useless cops billing taxpayers for their overtime?

ladylinds.bsky.social•146 days ago

Well, the NYPD is a joke, so yes, we are laughing

mindybee.bsky.social•145 days ago

ACAB so... yeah, we're laughing. Hope he gets them, too!

ahgmem.bsky.social•146 days ago

The Lord has a mighty good sense of humor

doh-mer.bsky.social•146 days ago

At least four of those cops tried to deposit some of that Monopoly money at the nearest ATM.

packingsmacky.bsky.social•145 days ago

.....yes?

packingsmacky.bsky.social•145 days ago

Think of it this way: At least they're putting the budget to appropriate use instead of wasting it on defending officers accused of raping, assaulting, or otherwise brutalizing the people they are supposed to be helping.

johnnybrainwash.bsky.social•146 days ago

use the monopoly money to pay the overtime

problem solved

harrs44.bsky.social•146 days ago

Minus what they skimmed off the top before turning it over to evidence, of course

jenpocalypse.bsky.social•146 days ago

sugarstone100.bsky.social•145 days ago

Yeah…

mothragator.bsky.social•146 days ago

What if it had a bomb and they didn't look for it?

hellmark.org•146 days ago

Yes, because it is hilarious.

silvergoldsea.bsky.social•145 days ago

At least they’re not just standing around a sad expensive cop robot

danielthehuman.bsky.social•146 days ago

Oh man I didn't know so many were working on that. It really does change things, so I'm going to laugh harder

dancow.bsky.social•146 days ago

I made up what I thought would be an obviously ridiculous number but they sent 600+ cops to deal with student protesters at a single building so maybe my fake number isn’t that ridiculous

https://www.cityandstateny.com/policy/2024/05/nypd-still-racking-overtime-and-mum-social-media-posts/396460/

brianwithaneye.bsky.social•146 days ago

I'm fucking howling

freevirgilhaas.bsky.social•146 days ago

Yes.

lushlins.bsky.social•146 days ago

Are 5000+ cops working overtime to find the murders of the 17 year old boy who was stabbed because he didn't speak English?

lushlins.bsky.social•146 days ago

Yeah, it's absolutey brilliant 😂

igmucikala.bsky.social•146 days ago

Yes, I’m laughing!

chicagirl.bsky.social•146 days ago

Health insurance is a monopoly. Maybe he’s hoping for the get out of jail card?

reedshorror.bsky.social•146 days ago

They getting paid. Relax.

rawkitbawl.bsky.social•146 days ago

overheard

joekatz45.bsky.social•146 days ago

Mr Robot it's Mr Robot

techsocial.bsky.social•146 days ago

When civil asset forfeiture goes wrong. 😂

kmellifera.bsky.social•146 days ago

Oh no he’s funny too 👀

cuchulu.bsky.social•146 days ago

I would not be surprised if the water bottle, cell phone and wrapping they found (with DNA) will turn out to belong to some random unassociated person, not of interest.