"sir, we're getting intel that the polar bears are still just kinda chillin in the snow" - ThreadSky

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thehyyyype.bsky.social • 23 hours ago

"sir, we're getting intel that the polar bears are still just kinda chillin in the snow"

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eelaware.bsky.social•23 hours ago

"Day 300: it is still cold. The ice hasn't moved. The locals keep pointing at me and laughing"

thehyyyype.bsky.social•22 hours ago

"sir, we just received word from one of our operatives on the ground that he saw a walrus and it was pretty big"

georgemeaney.bsky.social•22 hours ago

“Yesterday, our man in Nuuk said he saw a rock covered in penguin shit. Is it the Russians, sir?”

minnshegemon.bsky.social•22 hours ago

"They said that this land would be green"

ironpriest.bsky.social•22 hours ago

They be training for something

moonmayor.bsky.social•23 hours ago

"sir, permission to make a wish on that shooting star?"

brainmist.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Who knows what those polar bears are up to? Probably the spies should try covertly interrogating them.

speedbirdbob.bsky.social•23 hours ago

I heard that someone going by the code name glacier is melting.

melindajean.bsky.social•23 hours ago

I bet they are spying on those greedy penguins 🐧 too!

differentmatt.bsky.social•22 hours ago

"Jørgen is definitely kinda into Nauja, but it's way too soon for her to be over the messy way things ended with Hinrich (see previous communiqué). We will continue to monitor the Kamik convenience store in Nuuk for further developments of urgent national interest to the United States."

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