I’m gonna go walk in to the sea and never come out real quick anyone need anything? - ThreadSky

nicsigni.bsky.social • 6 days ago

I’m gonna go walk in to the sea and never come out real quick anyone need anything?

REPORTER: Are you considering revoking the TPS status for the more than 20,000 Ukrainians who live here in the US?

TRUMP: What are you saying?

REPORTER: TPS status.

TRUMP: On GPS?

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jill-nana.bsky.social•6 days ago

It should have been an easy, "No." Well, at least it should have been an easy "No" after he figured out what the question meant.

ldrberi.bsky.social•6 days ago

Say hi to the void for me, and can you let it know I’m sorry for all the screaming?

nydiabyrd.bsky.social•6 days ago

I can have some Lovecraftian nice creature to take care of everything up here, btw

nydiabyrd.bsky.social•6 days ago

Jesus, what an idiot.

jaxs05.bsky.social•6 days ago

I have a couple of questions. Why is Trump sitting? Does he have trouble standing? How much foundation is too much foundation?

michaelhag.bsky.social•6 days ago

What if his face were to just fall off

kittkattskorner.bsky.social•6 days ago

If his face fell off - this is what you would find.

michaelhag.bsky.social•6 days ago

Knew it!

thatern.bsky.social•6 days ago

LEGO made a Yellow Submarine kit. If we can get the plans, combine all our bricks, and make it MUCH bigger, could we all join you?

wunderfrau112.bsky.social•6 days ago

That is his standard answer whenever he has no clue what you’re talking about or no plans (that’s most of the time). “I’m looking into that and should make a decision very soon.” Yah right. 🙄

blueidiotbackagain.bsky.social•6 days ago

What a freaking tool. Where are the transgender mice??

amylouna.bsky.social•6 days ago

I'm good, because I no longer feel anything at all.

nicsigni.bsky.social•6 days ago

I should not be smarter than the president of the united states, and any teacher I’ve ever had would back me up on that. but here we are.

ailynn.bsky.social•5 days ago

"Yeah..If you could get me those GPS reports as soon as possible...that would be great."

amandaweavernovels.com•6 days ago

I’m just a little costume designer who writes kissing books. The president is supposed to be smarter than me.

nicsigni.bsky.social•6 days ago

I don’t know where *a lot* of countries are, he should definitely be smarter than me

nicsigni.bsky.social•6 days ago

reporters after a trump Q&A

kensheetz.bsky.social•5 days ago

LOL. Personal invite. Check out https://TrumpsFeverDreaam.com

p2k4.bsky.social•5 days ago

While it’s currently an abysmally and abnormally low bar, it seems to me you’re in danger of selling yourself short. Keep going for it - I’m listening.

riccardoiacobucci.com•6 days ago

I think a majority of the population is smarter than the president

pottersville.bsky.social•6 days ago

Someone gave Trump syphilis at Studio 54 back in the 80s, he never got it treated, and now we're all paying the price

pdxamy.bsky.social•4 days ago

Everyone I know is smarter and would make a better president than this a**hat

mjt5359.bsky.social•6 days ago

martyolliff.bsky.social•6 days ago

could you grab those two gay whales so we can use them to slap the living hell out of this guy?

greeblehaus.bsky.social•6 days ago

I’ll be making a decision as soon as they tell me what you are talking about

alexandrastreet.bsky.social•4 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ruthejbooth.bsky.social•6 days ago

Incoherent screaming, thank you.

chuckwendig.bsky.social•6 days ago

a map to the nearest deepest undersea trench so I can go there also

nicsigni.bsky.social•6 days ago

I’m on it 🫡

berrybonnet7710.bsky.social•5 days ago

get me some mermaid milk B

jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social•6 days ago

No thanks I’m good just about to go buy a new TV and smash it over my head

shaidorsai.bsky.social•6 days ago

That's the only negative about the move to flat screens...a CRT would get the job done PROPER, but these weak-ass LEDs just won't do it.

jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social•6 days ago

Exactly, needs a CRT to be like Dan Aykroyd in Grosse Pointe Blank for the full effect

shaidorsai.bsky.social•6 days ago

POPCORN!

whirringsoftly.bsky.social•6 days ago

At my job I have conversations with at least one clearly senile person who somehow is still living independently (likely because their family has no idea) every day and it's like this.

They can't even follow a train of thought to the end of a sentence.

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