I'm bored. Reply to this and I'll give you a dinosaur fursona. - ThreadSky

dracorex.bsky.social•18 days ago

sure thing

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comedybun.bsky.social•18 days ago

Hiya

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're a, uh, whatever the fuck Arlo was in good dinosaur. But like, you actually get written into a good movie. Like, good on Pixar for legit dropping a Christian fanatic allegory antagonist but they should have had that be the main villain instead of a bullshit man versus nature plot

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comedybun.bsky.social•18 days ago

I desperately wanna see this written on a ref pager and then under it's like Dislikes: mean people

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kanadacat.bsky.social•18 days ago

Toot.

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sagiraptor.bsky.social•18 days ago

If it weren’t for the fact I have one already this sounds like some prehistoric fun. X3

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exindiv.bsky.social•18 days ago

I am here. Dino-fy me, Cpt!

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exindiv.bsky.social•18 days ago

Oh... my sincere condolences to your notifications.

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animalkingdom.bsky.social•18 days ago

Wowie zowie!

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xanderzzyzx.bsky.social•18 days ago

Merp?

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bigbadborc.bsky.social•18 days ago

Hit me, feller.

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're one of those generic inflatable dinosaurs that used car lots put out to advertise sales

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bigbadborc.bsky.social•18 days ago

HELL YEAH. I'm HUGE.

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leopatric4189.bsky.social•18 days ago

Hallo~

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yellowestfox.bsky.social•18 days ago

Hmmm?

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mouseymogg.bsky.social•18 days ago

Hope those dino pants your growing are treating you well!

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beeton5.bsky.social•18 days ago

Hey-up.

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hansfaffing.bsky.social•18 days ago

Hellu

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're a T-Rex parade float that hopes one day to be in the Macy's parade but for now you're still stuck doing the regional circuits.

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ferles.bsky.social•18 days ago

*points at Hans*

Ha-ha!

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hansfaffing.bsky.social•18 days ago

BWOMP

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sheepbrained47.bsky.social•18 days ago

Rawr means I Love you in dinosaur

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sunoo.pet•18 days ago

Hit me.

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're the giant dinosaur statue from dino-rama at animal Kingdom.

You're finally free.

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damek.bsky.social•18 days ago

Include @songredwood.com too

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tonyringtail.bsky.social•18 days ago

thats a lot of dinosaurs

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alshline.bsky.social•18 days ago

Rawr

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sorcererdale.bsky.social•17 days ago

I am almost there anyway says this dragon.

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trippwahdog.bsky.social•18 days ago

imagine bein a dino could never be me

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khrenphyros.bsky.social•18 days ago

I’m ready to open the door, get on the floor, and turn into a dinosaur

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ristinraccoon.bsky.social•18 days ago

‘kay. ^_^

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're a corythosaurus with a terrible taste in fashion

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ristinraccoon.bsky.social•18 days ago

Excellent. I can make this work!

+flounces away in his neon green akubra hat and denim scarf+

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gooeydeer.com•18 days ago

I must know

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hamburgator.bsky.social•18 days ago

oh god

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roquefang.bsky.social•18 days ago

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nekomimigenie.bsky.social•18 days ago

Nyah?

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phillygoat.bsky.social•18 days ago

Rawr X3

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soatok.bsky.social•18 days ago

Hmm

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furriesatlarge.bsky.social•18 days ago

I'm game. Dino me.

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pandez.bsky.social•18 days ago

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pandez.bsky.social•18 days ago

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pandez.bsky.social•18 days ago

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're a velociraptor that rose to fame by eating Jimmy Buffett in Jurassic world.

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zho.bsky.social•18 days ago

Meow

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're literally the 🦖 emoji.

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samworkbench.bsky.social•15 days ago

Parry this you semi automatic refillable sponge

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kitbaltoro.bsky.social•18 days ago

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photodragon.bsky.social•18 days ago

One dinosaur, please.

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rowelandfox.bsky.social•18 days ago

Rawr (in a gay way)

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're a plush stegosaurus that's 50% off at the zoo gift shop

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theaderpableone.bsky.social•18 days ago

:p

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're a brontosaurus that makes money on the side acting in toothbrush PSAs

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rakanubis.bsky.social•18 days ago

Oo dinos

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toothydino.bsky.social•18 days ago

What if you’re ALREADY a dinosaur? :0

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thrashdragon.bsky.social•18 days ago

Rawr!

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harlowawd.bsky.social•18 days ago

Yap

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're an alligator. But like, one that existed back in the Jurassic times. So, you know an alligator.

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harlowawd.bsky.social•18 days ago

Snappy

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scubafox.bsky.social•18 days ago

*glub*

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appledectomy.bsky.social•18 days ago

I’m curious what you’ll throw this way

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're a pink compsognathus and you fall over anytime there's a stiff breeze.

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twistedstudio.bsky.social•18 days ago

I want one!

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're an albertosaurus and you're super power as you can grill a mean burger at the family cookout

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twistedstudio.bsky.social•18 days ago

I'll take it! ^^

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ponkers.bsky.social•18 days ago

gimme

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're a Tyrannosaurus Rex that's afraid of cinnamon rolls.

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silvernote3.bsky.social•18 days ago

*sploot*

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bigbadnickwolf.bsky.social•18 days ago

What do you mean "give me"?

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're a tyrannosaurus Rex, and despite the short arms, you are actually really really good at giving back scratches

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bigbadnickwolf.bsky.social•18 days ago

i...i got nothin. you pegged me. im really great at backscratches, ask my gigantosaurus husband.

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titanwolf.bsky.social•18 days ago

Oooo

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geenz.bsky.social•18 days ago

But I’m already a space dinosaur

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ruithesniffer.bsky.social•18 days ago

WOOF WOOF ARRFF!

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're a tyrannosaurus Rex and your hips and tail are way too wide to fit into any bathroom.

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ruithesniffer.bsky.social•18 days ago

There is only one way to fix this.....

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eligecos.bsky.social•18 days ago

alright gimme

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're a brachiosaurus that can fly using the power of imagination.

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tadness.bsky.social•18 days ago

Sure. I've been wanting to play a plush dino character lately.

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vectorvictory.bsky.social•18 days ago

Hello Bored, how's it going?

-studio audience laughs-

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're an apatosaurus who, three years ago, won a 10K race Enfield in need to bring it up every chance you get in conversation

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vectorvictory.bsky.social•18 days ago

As I typically do about things already.

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colbypupgb.bsky.social•18 days ago

I'm curious

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're a hadrosaur who owns a classic 69 Chevy Camaro but you can never drive it because you can't fit in. :c

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steampossum.bsky.social•18 days ago

I thought you gave me one before but I forgot it so hit me

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're a pppppppppterodactyl. It's like a normal pterodactyl but it has extra p.

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steampossum.bsky.social•18 days ago

Gosh that's really hard to write with wings

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toysergal.bsky.social•18 days ago

squirk?

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ackart.bsky.social•18 days ago

Let’s rock

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're a stegosaurus that got stuck at Walt Disney world

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ottercynic.bsky.social•18 days ago

Let’s go!

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kasaihyena.bsky.social•18 days ago

Curious what you've got

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

Your compsognasus that works as a party clown.

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kasaihyena.bsky.social•18 days ago

Small, AND A clown? I'm offended! Harrumph! Also clowns are terrifying >.>

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ripk.bsky.social•18 days ago

hihi~

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draconas.bsky.social•18 days ago

shoot, what would I be?

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slysylas.bsky.social•18 days ago

Bleeeat

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bigbadwolf4life.bsky.social•18 days ago

Bark

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kopanda.bsky.social•18 days ago

Reply.

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tayaerindra.bsky.social•18 days ago

yeye :D

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dizfoley.bsky.social•18 days ago

meow

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're an archaeopteryx but you can never remember how to spell your own species so everyone just thinks you're a weird looking chicken.

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dizfoley.bsky.social•18 days ago

Hell yeah. I love archaeocopters.

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suryastra.bsky.social•18 days ago

RAWR

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're totally radical '90s velociraptor with a neon fanny pack

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suryastra.bsky.social•18 days ago

Whoo hoo! I'm Robbie Sinclair's cool friend! Watch out: he bites! Radical!

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kitsunekit.bsky.social•18 days ago

Sure! I’m curious!

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mintzbuck.bsky.social•18 days ago

I prefer trilobites

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piratedlion.bsky.social•18 days ago

Me!

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're an brachiosaurus that quit your job as a dentist and started a rock band. It's called "rock and molar"

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kiraisgr8.bsky.social•18 days ago

fr??

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're an iguanodon that can't play the piano but you told someone you could on a blind date once so now your frantically learning lessons to try to impress her on your next date

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standardnathan.bsky.social•18 days ago

🦘+🦎=?

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're three compsognathuses in a trench coat.

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dinodps.bsky.social•18 days ago

Don't need to do me I just wanna support and bug ya a bit x3

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're a carnotaurus that owns a deli at the end of the street.

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torindarkflight.bsky.social•18 days ago

I'm already a dragon, can't improve on that. :p

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're a mosasaurus that can't swim.

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bluescale.bsky.social•18 days ago

i fear for how many replies you have but should you get to mine......hello

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're a giganotosaurus and you're getting really really really tired of everyone calling you a T-Rex

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bluescale.bsky.social•18 days ago

they'll learn.............................................

so when do we assign YOU a dinosaur

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barkitect.bsky.social•18 days ago

BARK

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brandonkong.bsky.social•18 days ago

Oh? This should be fun

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itsnemo.bsky.social•18 days ago

I do not fear you dinosaur age

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basilthefemboy.bsky.social•14 days ago

I am basil and I definitely dont have over 1500 hours in ark and also definitely always play on valguero just so I can get Deinynchus

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haroldmillerhmcl.bsky.social•18 days ago

Yes please. 🥺

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're a bisexual triceratops. A biceratops as it were

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haroldmillerhmcl.bsky.social•18 days ago

Trisexual biceratops? 🤔

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gaycat.software•17 days ago

hi bored, i'm gay

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faydonkey.bsky.social•18 days ago

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

Your spinosaurus, wait no a stegosaurus, wait no a compsognathus wait an allosaurus STOP WITH THE TF RAY DAMNIT

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faydonkey.bsky.social•18 days ago

Yeeessssss! My favorite option; all of the above

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wuffmallow.bsky.social•18 days ago

yee alright

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're a velociraptor that runs a cat cafe.

It's called Purrassic Park

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artyewok.bsky.social•18 days ago

Heyo

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're a pterodactyl that works as a barista at a coffee shop chain

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artyewok.bsky.social•18 days ago

Amazing

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fusaah.bsky.social•18 days ago

Sure. I thought of one and maybe you'll guess it too :3

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illas.bsky.social•18 days ago

Ok

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're a Stegosaurus that bought one of those Himalayan salt lamps even though you know it doesn't do much.

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illas.bsky.social•18 days ago

But it's IS a huge chunk of salt!

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iankeaton.bsky.social•18 days ago

I mean I’m probably as old as one.

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ronanraccoon.bsky.social•18 days ago

Choose the form of my destructor.

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gayrabbits.space•18 days ago

:3

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firr.bsky.social•18 days ago

Your brontosaurus with an abnormally short neck. All the other kids tease you on the playground. That is, until you win the limbo championship to save the rec center.

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gayrabbits.space•18 days ago

finally, my big break!

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