Difficult to not lose count, but Marco Rubio is now simultaneously, secretary of state, interim national security adviser, acting administrator of USAID, and acting archivist of the United States.
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Wow so does he get 5 paychecks or does he volunteer his time on the additional duties. Wonder if this is Trump's retribution for little Marco saying all those nasty things about him in 2015. Destroy his home life.
Good. The more meetings he has to go to the less trouble he can cause. And funny enough, even he knows that he has not decision making authority in any of those roles.
Yeah. Imagine Little Marco is the Quarterback for the Squishy-fat administration.
Where's Ted Cruz and his wife?
Little Marco- he's going for the 'head of the class' look, but he's a C student. And he's little, going into high-pressure diplomatic meetings sitting on a phone book.
I believe that this is part of the DOGE effort. These jobs are so unimportant that Musk's team is figuring out how to assign multiple positions to single individuals. What the heck is an archivist and can't AI do most of that job? A sock puppet could do a better job as secretary of state than Marco.
Either they’re trying to get him overly qualified to run for president next or Trump is trying to lay a trap for little Marco. When something big goes wrong, Trump will have his fall guy and get his political revenge all in one swoop!
And second asshole. And you forgot top orange shitty diaper changer and wiper. Can’t wait until he falls over dead from all the stress and being made fun of.
It’s ok. He doesn’t really do any of those jobs. He just does the one that pays his salary. As trump says “hurry up Marco those balls aren’t going polish themselves”.
Javanaka are keeping a low profile. They really dont want anyone looking at the 3 billion they already took. Now it is the brother’s turn to grift billions off of the American people. Maybe Tiffany doesnt get a turn? Or during his third term
It’s getting harder for the fuhrer to find sycophants willing to kiss his ass. They see the writing on the wall. They don’t want to go down with him.
But I trust Rubio…to be doing an equally bad job at all those positions.
If he eventually gets around to finally firing Pete, then Marco can be Sec. of DOD too. Marco doesn't seem to mind all the extra work and ... well ... what the hay what's one more job. YESH!
The last one I didn't know and is concerning. Does that mean DT, through his control of Rubio, can direct or prevent the publishing of amendments to the Constitution?
To be announced, Marc Rubio, to be chief cook & bottle washer, only second to Trumps diaper changing and hose down duties.
No leaks aloud, so hopefully that doesn't happen, or we'll see Marco pushing a mop bucket, between runs to Homedepot for a Rug-Doctor machine. Rubio's becoming a valuable asset
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Where's Ted Cruz and his wife?
Little Marco- he's going for the 'head of the class' look, but he's a C student. And he's little, going into high-pressure diplomatic meetings sitting on a phone book.
But I trust Rubio…to be doing an equally bad job at all those positions.
A Nazi, a Nazi, a Nazi, and....a Nazi.
Yea
No leaks aloud, so hopefully that doesn't happen, or we'll see Marco pushing a mop bucket, between runs to Homedepot for a Rug-Doctor machine. Rubio's becoming a valuable asset