Me in December: Let’s circle back to this in the new year. Me in the new year: Motherfuck. - ThreadSky

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ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social • 133 days ago

Me in December: Let’s circle back to this in the new year.

Me in the new year: Motherfuck.

That is going to be me in three weeks, but that’s still Future Lyz’s problem.

Late December me is a real dick

I find myself in a darker and darker place. Think I'm just going to go ahead and lean into it.

So long as you never specify which new year, Hebrew, Chinese, Neptunian, this could work indefinitely.

Right? Why did I say “ask me next year” when I just could’ve said “no” and been done with it! 2025 is my year of Noooooope 🤘🏻

Had this thought yesterday. January is gonna suuuuccckkkkkkkkk….

You can say that again!

We need to start tabling stuff for eighteen months.

I promised myself I'd stop watching the news and not worry about the future of humanity until Jan 20. But that ish keeps creeping in.

Kid, we may not make it the new year. So you’re off the hook.

Traditional FAFO

that’s a lot of circling 😔

At least you're acknowledging its inevitability

Makes me think of the "94 Meetings" episode of Parks & Rec, except April didn't think March 31st was real.

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