ATREUS: father! That's cringe! You can't post that! KRATOS: boy, it is undeniable that this man is orange, much like a Cheeto - ThreadSky

edzitron.com • 78 days ago

ATREUS: father! That's cringe! You can't post that!
KRATOS: boy, it is undeniable that this man is orange, much like a Cheeto

This implies Kratos is a millennial and that his son is a zoomer, make of that what you will

edzitron.com•78 days ago

KRATOS: Atreus, behind me!
ATREUS: no, father! That's a meme!
KRATOS: I care not, there is a creature in that latrine, we must destroy it

The creature is Jaun, he escaped his balcony.

how does babou feel about this ed?

Honestly this is less Kratos and more Teal'c, but still valid

Thankfully same voice so doesn't mess up the mental image that bad.

hmmm ... that has a nice ring to it ... donny cheeto

Spartan Dad Defiant

Fuuuuccccccckkkk

You're damn right I read that in the voice!

KRATOS: the Cheeto man also smells of fear…and shit.

MIMIR: Aye brotha, he’s nothin’ but a shite filled coward.

edzitron.com•78 days ago

So you just did the thing I'm making fun of

He's not wrong though...

I mean…I’m an Xer dad with Gen Alpha kids, so I’m sure they’ll tell me I’m whatever the next iteration of cringe will be in a few years.

KRATOS: I do not understand why the little yellow man yells "banana" but it amuses me

He consumes too many precious resources.

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