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sonder: (sahn•durr) noun - ¹ the feeling one has on realizing that every other individual one sees has a life as full and real as one's own youtube editor, internet yuckster, and generally annoying. jar jar binks speaks through me. guess my gender
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ate too much of the good ice from sonic and now my farts are cold?

one time i accidentally did a line of meth thinking it was coke which is crazy because they're different colors and also you usually don't snort soda

i gotta stop arguing with people on this damn website lol i swear i'm only like 80% this incendiary irl

said thank you and the guy at mcdonald’s said “my pleasure” i told him to take that transphobic bullshit back to chick-fil-a

before masturbating: i am going to fuck god after masturbating: i'm going to fucking hell

this was actually exactly how i was created. i'm basically the demon version of tuvix

It’s crazy that tankie is still a slur when Trump revealed that the hungarian revolution was CIA backed.

your emotional support establishment dems suck ass and deserve to lose, get over it

one time i was riding my bike, singing hakuna matata, high as balls, dancing while riding without my hands on the handlebars - i got a little too into it and didn't see the pothole lmao i was right at 🎵Hakuna Ma-ta-tUUARGH and i ate shit, bouncing off someone's car on the way down lmfao

have you ever noticed how all transphobes are also pedophiles? we should bomb the uk

liberals doing an alex jones about school shooting victims is fucking crazy. why have liberals become so unashamedly right wing?

Twitter phasing out DMs the day after it comes out that Elon has been using them to arrange drive-through bastards with ladies who were fired from podcasts is so fucking funny

post an actor that shares a name with your mother's maiden name

If you haven't watched my latest video yet, you should before the next one drops this weekend! Link below! #art #digitalart #youtube youtu.be/C9o0LC6w4Sw?...

choose your fighter

*stuffing a bunch of colorful, spring-loaded snakes up my butt before my colonoscopy* this is gonna be hilarious

interviewer: there aren't any gaps in your resume? me: yeah, sorry. my space bar is broken.

one time i was riding my bike, singing hakuna matata, high as balls, dancing while riding without my hands on the handlebars - i got a little too into it and didn't see the pothole lmao i was right at 🎵Hakuna Ma-ta-tUUARGH and i ate shit, bouncing off someone's car on the way down lmfao

we need more frivolous and grandiloquent words in english everyone else is having so much more fun than us

transphobia is pedophilia

one must imagine sisyphus trimming that one eyebrow hair that grows ten times faster than the others once a month

severance kinda proves that the aesthetic of portal is still desirable and we deserve a portal 3 already damnit

"I venture the challenging statement that if American democracy ceases to move forward as a living force, seeking day and night by peaceful means to better the lot of our citizens, fascism will grow in strength in our land." -Franklin Roosevelt November 4, 1938

huge day for pedophiles who are constantly thinking about children's genitals. congrats on the win

have you ever noticed how all transphobes are also pedophiles? we should bomb the uk

I hate terfs. Repost if you also hate terfs.

"We just want to be treated with respect".

The average cis woman’s athletic performance is closer to the average trans woman’s athletic performance than either is to Katie Ledecky or Jackie Joyner-Kersee