Twitter phasing out DMs the day after it comes out that Elon has been using them to arrange drive-through bastards with ladies who were fired from podcasts is so fucking funny
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nope. We get Eternal September except it's blue check weirdos who think we need more diversity of opinions, as long as those opinions are of Nazis and people carrying water for them.
I talked to a SpaceX employee last weekend; they explained that his only function at the company was the arbitrary firing people, sometimes in whole groups or departments, and then they would often be rehired into other offices at SpaceX.
So, I think the answer is that straight faces are key.
Remember how the Oceangate guy had all these college-age guys on staff who thought he was a brilliant trailblazer, and after the accident it was revealed that it was because whenever an older, experienced tech would tell him he was wrong and gonna get himself killed, he'd fire them?
I'm sure the money helps. In fact, it probably burns Musk--a guy desperate to be liked--to know deep down people are only excited to see him because of what they can get from him.
He's the kid in the neighborhood who nobody liked but you were nice to him because he had a Sega Genesis.
Call it what it is. Statutory rape.
He is in a position of great influence over them as shown by the fact he removed thousands of dollars in income from them as punishment for not letting him fuck them.
you order it they produce it and you never get involved except to enjoy the result unless it sucks and then you complain to the manager and get your money back
The people I know he's targeted*, successfully or otherwise, have either been right-wing social media influencers or in his particular techbro circle. They inhabit worlds in which he is prominent and worshipped.
*I know about like five, it's not exactly representative.
It has just occurred to me that he keeps producing new kids because he's hoping to have a young enough vessel to download his brain into, seeking immortality like other billionaires
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https://youtu.be/Bqxnm6t3QMw?si=5LP3Y_DDRYGpstS-
Perfection.
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So, I think the answer is that straight faces are key.
Like that.
He's the kid in the neighborhood who nobody liked but you were nice to him because he had a Sega Genesis.
I suggest this:
We'll tell him it's a NASA SpunkSaver.
He is in a position of great influence over them as shown by the fact he removed thousands of dollars in income from them as punishment for not letting him fuck them.
Listen, i told my 85 yo grandma about Elon's microwaved-Slim Jim.
I'm invested dammit!
*I know about like five, it's not exactly representative.
That site is loosing features by the month.
So the next time he gets turned down he can just delete the conversation from her client
It's all IVF, right?