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Pragmatic pretending to be childish to hold onto optimism.
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Tell me your pet’s name with a gif!

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows.

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#NationalizeStarlink

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Gay pride.

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How does MLB review the play for almost two minutes and still get it wrong? #Cubs

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

“See! And you thought we could stop digging. Told you there was some more stupid further down.”

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A defining feature of conservatism, in addition to the Wilhoit Maxim, is "my X is the only good X." My abortion is the moral one. The gay man that I know is okay, not like the rest of them. The undocumented waitress at my diner is a community staple, unlike all those other criminals.

submitted 5 days ago • 28 comments

36 mess Parmigiano Reggiano is one of Earth’s most perfect accomplishments

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I prefer to give hs graduates unique yet practical advice in their cards like eat your crackers upside down so the salt hit your tongue and if you do a semester abroad never accept the conversion rate at ATMs or other card purchases.

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Imagine getting shined up by the bitch of all bitches Stevie Miller 😂🤣

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Love something as much as Cubs announcers love saying PCA.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

As you could’ve likely guessed it’s been a hard landing back to the US after a couple weeks in Italy. This place, man.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Of course this isn’t the ONLY thing that matters, but it’s certainly the root of most of the things that matter.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Is this a REAL tradition in New Zealand?

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

LOTS OF COUGHING ON THIS FLIGHT 😳😶‍🌫️😷

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@ghostbusters.net not sure what the gang is currently busy with, but we just left Florence, Italy and I’m gonna need this place looked into pronto 👻

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My kind of public art

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I live here now 😋

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What’s the difference between gelato and gelato a bunch of douchey influencers take selfies with? A line.

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Israel is a rouge state. Fin.

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Any grad students out there in need of a thesis springboard? Did the iPhone murder planet Earth?

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25th Anniversary Adventure: a tour of every available restroom in Italy

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Excuse me, but every city other than Bologna needs to up their portico game.

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Threw plastic patio chair into a pool. Several minutes later I was too hot, so I dove headfirst into the pool and took the chair back straight to my forehead about two feet underwater. Neck crunch sound and gash I wore for remainder of that vacation. Ahhh, Dominican…

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That German shepherd said clear as day “Omar Comin!” he leaves his fur like KD leaves his hair…he dgaf…Dog is life

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