Threw plastic patio chair into a pool. Several minutes later I was too hot, so I dove headfirst into the pool and took the chair back straight to my forehead about two feet underwater. Neck crunch sound and gash I wore for remainder of that vacation. Ahhh, Dominican…

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What's the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?

Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.

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