Carl Sagan: (reincarnated as smart fridge as punishment for promoting science over religion) Yᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʟᴏᴡ ᴏɴ ᴍɪʟᴋ Me: Ugh, these things are so annoying. I wish my fridge didn’t talk Carl Sagan: (desperately trying to say “It’s me, Carl Sagan! I’m trapped in here!”) Aʟᴇʀᴛ﹕ Mᴜsᴛᴀʀᴅ ᴇxᴘɪʀᴇᴅ - ThreadSky

alexblechman.bsky.social • 395 days ago

Carl Sagan: (reincarnated as smart fridge as punishment for promoting science over religion) Yᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʟᴏᴡ ᴏɴ ᴍɪʟᴋ

Me: Ugh, these things are so annoying. I wish my fridge didn’t talk

Carl Sagan: (desperately trying to say “It’s me, Carl Sagan! I’m trapped in here!”) Aʟᴇʀᴛ﹕ Mᴜsᴛᴀʀᴅ ᴇxᴘɪʀᴇᴅ

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lorazepalooza.bsky.social•395 days ago

@rudegophermachine.bsky.social a cosmology that is eccentric, yet just

woollahra.bsky.social•109 days ago

This is literally the Japanese Isekai "Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon", but in the present day, and Carl Sagan is an American Vending Machine, which is often considerably less creative in terms of feature ideas.

calvinbenefield.bsky.social•110 days ago

carl sagan isnt being punished by any religious power, sorry

neil degrasse tyson though? straight to the fridge

anthony.parts•395 days ago

ericafails.bsky.social•110 days ago

The plus side is that new appliances are designed to die immediately

careycuprisin.bsky.social•395 days ago

Just wait ‘til they put Neil DeGrasse Tyson in there

madp0e7ix.com•110 days ago

Well, hopefully it's a Samsung fridge and he gets to move on to the next plane two days after the warranty expires

tomroots.bsky.social•395 days ago

Last year I shaked hands with the Carl Sagan's Institute director, and I Can doubtlessly affirm she would approve this post.

colken.bsky.social•395 days ago

Alert: your cheese has expired, there is a pale, dot on the surface. I repeat a PALE. BLUE. DOT

craftycow.bsky.social•395 days ago

It's been nice knowing you.. *writes eulogy.. mentioning his love of cheese"

jonahformayor.bsky.social•110 days ago

Alex you're one of my all time favorite posters

davgar51.bsky.social•395 days ago

There is actually an Anime about a man reincarnated as a vending machine

cambrianera.radical.town•395 days ago

Yeah, but in his case, he loved vending machines.

jenyetagain.bsky.social•395 days ago

Do we know Sagan didn't love refrigerators?

formless.imbusy.lol•110 days ago

Carl Sagan:

randymiller.bsky.social•110 days ago

This is the real Roko’s Basilisk

pickmesquirrel.bsky.social•395 days ago

For Sale:
Smart Fridge
(Carl Sagan)

maneatscereal.bsky.social•110 days ago

For the love of god, pitch this to Apple TV.

derekcnewman.bsky.social•110 days ago

yo, this is legit spooky to me

autumn-orange.bsky.social•80 days ago

this is reslly sad if it's true :(

cannotbegrouped.bsky.social•395 days ago

Mustard can expire? No way!

telston.bsky.social•395 days ago

With strange aeons even mustard may die...

cburke.bsky.social•395 days ago

The King in Spicy Brown

ferc.bsky.social•395 days ago

Mustard can't expire as much as dry out. It also doesn't need to be refrigerated if properly sealed. It's just spice and vinegar, really.

And as someone learned laboring in a kitchen, it can be used to soothe burns.

chrismsf.bsky.social•110 days ago

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Update You on Your Milk

chrisseggerman.bsky.social•110 days ago

Harlan Ellison once declared, at a recorded lecture, "Carl Sagan is a nifty guy!"

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