sounds like you gotta get there first. but with this audience I'm not sure clear epoxy's the way to go. consider some tasteful american-flag color stripes (get the blue wrong to be really authentic), a saluting eagle dipped inside
The real grifter move would be to make a resin of trump offering fries to the unwashed masses like a saint statue you could probably sell a million of them
Just buy some fries and spray paint them gold, call them Trump fries and sell them to the MAGAts for $20 a fry, if they will buy those gold plated china made watches for 100k they will buy anything that Grand Wizard Trump promotes
Call them “Historic Collectable 47 Fries”, make about 100 of them, sell them for more than $1400 and a little less than $1500 apiece if you get my drift, and baby you’ve got a grifter stew goin’.
If you say they were from when Trump was "working" there for his little political stunt, they'll easily double in value with MAGA. But then you have to do business with MAGA... oof, double edged blade.
I am far too lazy (and lack the equipment, like a degassing chamber) to actually make this happen so I just hope it brings someone happiness and prosperity 🙏
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* limited series of 2,000 pieces
** not to be confused with the ‘Golden Pickle’ featured in the Trump 2024 Arnold Palmer Collection
This reminds me of the guy who saved a McDonald’s meal and after six years it looked the same as the day he bought it.
Someone should do a follow up with him to see if he still has it.