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bobbylewis.bsky.social
national security adviser at popeyes louisiana kitchen | aka revrrlewis | he/him/🏳️‍🌈 |📍new orleans
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cover the earth 💦🌏

submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

i always think of hank hill on the shinkansen saying “can’t this thing go any faster than —oh” and he sees it’s going 300 km/h

submitted 4 hours ago • 5 comments

going viral on resistance bluesky with a 25 skeet thread about how eric adams is trying to get luigi’s case dismissed so he can go after trump

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

on law & order this would get the case dismissed with prejudice, and the next scene would have the unseen governor yelling at the district attorney over the phone

submitted 5 hours ago • 6 comments

nice and sloppy for the freaks out there

submitted 6 hours ago • 27 comments

this is the most dangerous time for the constitutional order since it looked like the confederacy was going to win the civil war. and i am slow cooking chicken thighs for nachos later

submitted 7 hours ago • 3 comments

she could have used one of these

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

does anyone else still sing “beijing welcomes you” from the 2008 olympics or is that critically endangered brain poison

submitted 8 hours ago • 4 comments

surest sign yet that bluesky has made it, i just saw a scat account. if those people are here, everyone is here

submitted 10 hours ago • 12 comments

UPDATE ON THE RAT THAT JUMPED OUT OF MY UBER EATS BAG: we never caught it, it evaded traps, and the cats were completely useless, but apparently a rat fell out of the downstairs neighbor's ceiling and quickly met a fell end. RIP

submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments

reupping this because he (tourist) is out on bourbon st and i don’t even want to do that when it’s warm out

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments