UPDATE ON THE RAT THAT JUMPED OUT OF MY UBER EATS BAG: we never caught it, it evaded traps, and the cats were completely useless, but apparently a rat fell out of the downstairs neighbor's ceiling and quickly met a fell end. RIP - ThreadSky

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catturd2.bsky.social • 1 day ago

UPDATE ON THE RAT THAT JUMPED OUT OF MY UBER EATS BAG: we never caught it, it evaded traps, and the cats were completely useless, but apparently a rat fell out of the downstairs neighbor's ceiling and quickly met a fell end. RIP

Reposted from tom mckay

the broom didn't work and he fled, it's the cats' duty to murder him now

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cuil.world•1 day ago

Did the uber eats driver leave your food on the ground outside your door for a while or something, how the heck did you end up with a surprise rat

catturd2.bsky.social•1 day ago

i'm assuming that the rat was on the porch and made a bad decision

catturd2.bsky.social•1 day ago

i feel bad for the guy. he made one bad decision and it spiraled out of control and when he finally thought he had bested death he probably ran into the tough looking orange cat who lives down there

violethour.bsky.social•1 day ago

Orange cats are just built different if I’m honest. I grew up with one called waffles who fought raccoons… And won

cruelzone.bsky.social•1 day ago

i have an orange cat that used to go outside and he’s a beast. once saw him walking along the fence carrying a full grown wild rabbit.

youknowit.bsky.social•17 hours ago

My tuxedo used to bring half-rabbits to my yellow lab to eat every week or so. Always the back half. I guess he just preferred the noggins for himself.

quillbo.bsky.social•22 hours ago

RIP Ubereats Rat. You're snacking with Pizza Rat now 🥲

bobbylewis.bsky.social•1 day ago

i would have had to move

anydoubts.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Thanks for the update. Rats are super smart, maybe he survived.

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